Good thanks. I haven't seen you around as much. Busy with work and school?
Because the refrigerator is too small.
Why do dogs howl?
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Good thanks. I haven't seen you around as much. Busy with work and school?
Because the refrigerator is too small.
Why do dogs howl?
Because theyre training for choir
Why does bread crumble?
Because it misses mom.
No. Both are pretty easy and boring. There just hasn't been the type of poetry discussion we used to have to interest me.Quote:
Good thanks. I haven't seen you around as much. Busy with work and school?
Is art art?
Only when it's art.Quote:
Originally Posted by ktd222
Why do policemen arrest people?
There's a good discussion on aesthetics here:Quote:
No. Both are pretty easy and boring. There just hasn't been the type of poetry discussion we used to have to interest me.
http://www.online-literature.com/for...t=art%27s+sake
Do you enjoy Shakespeare. There's a good discussion of Antony and Cleopatra, if you've read it.
To fill up their cells.........
You have to ask a question Janine. Otherwise the next person has nothing to respond to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Janine
Like me!
Question:
Why are bananas curved in shape?
So that monkeys can use it as a boom-a-rang.
Why do tears flow when you cry?
Because they can't flow through your nose! :sick:
Why does a thousand have three 0's?
Because four 0's would be too many.
Why do guitars have strings?
Does it have to be twigs?
Why do we have arms? :p
Hello Uncle Virg!
Well, some of us have two arms and some have only one. :lol: Poor Lainy.
Hi Lainy. Is it Christmas Eve at your place now?
Why do snakes have poison?
sorry forgot the question....I am really with it tonight!
Why do people say "yes" when they want to say "not"?
Heck, I messed it all up...went away from puter and came back and did not realise there was another page ...sorry....... will do it right in next post.....
To bite themselves.
Why do people make fun of the president?
He he, predictably (for me), i just managed to lose my retainer. :p My Hannukah present is going to be a new one! :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Laindessiel
Because it's rather inconvenient to try picking things up with an extra pair of legs! :D
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they ALL drown??
Aah!! That was for Lain! Geez, you people post fast. :p
Anyhoo, because it's so very easy!! :D
and see question above.
Oh poor me...:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Yes! It is December 24th, 12:17 P.M. already.
Because they don't drink too much water so the poison is not diluted. :sick:Quote:
Why do snakes have poison?
Why is it that the word gnome has a "G" as its first letter?
no, some dive under the drowned one
Why do some cats grow so old?
Yeah. Faster than Clark's speerdinh bullet? Look at mine.
Gnome one knows!
Why can't I type faster?
I am totally lost here - bye......
Because your fingers have low self-esteem
Why are CDs circular?
Because they are not floppy disks.
Why do I call myself Pensive?
Because your real name was already taken
Why does there have to be an exit just for fires?
because fire is harmful
why do we see?
Because we can't hear with out eyes.
Why do I talk so much?
Hello Pensive!
To show ppl you`re not mute.
Why is it called a hammester?
Because it was a massochist pig who discovered it (ham-hahaha?)
Why dont we never talk and only express ourselves in song?
Because the world is round.
Why does my dog lick himself?
Because he's tasty.
Why does Santa dress in red?
Because the sales person told him it was slimming.
Why are never any cookies?
Because they are busy planning a baking revolution
Why do people smoke?
...~shrug~ Beats me.
Why do zombies like brains?
They go well with zombie ketchup.
Why does the power go out?
because the power have trouble going IN. lol:p
Why does a cat meow?
Because it always thinks it's in pain (me-OW, :p)
Why do books have covers?
Because they feel naked without it. :p
What did the toilet paper said to the tothbrush?
You think youre just so superior dont you?
What does a policeman do?
What a policeman's gotta do!Quote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
Who said Christmas is a festive season?