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They walk to oldprundface's water cooler, which is really filled with vodka.

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You shouldn't wait to long, all the good ones 'll be gone. That's what I did, and if I didn't have this store to escape to, she'd nag me ta death.

That's not true. Is it?

Sure is. She's the antichrist, in the flesh.

Did you ever meet our daughter, Betty-Lou(ser)? She's not much to look at. She's not very sweet. But she, sure is loyal. And can cook a mighty tasty meatloaf.

Nope, never met her. You know I'm a sucker for meatloaf. When can I meet her?

I'll call her up right now and she'll be here in a jiffy. Before she gets here, youd better have some more of the water nudge.

a

That's alright boy. Betty-Lou(ser), will take good care of you. I should warn you also...she's never taken a roll, so she's a bit heavy for it, and not real into small talk. Don't be suprised by her, when I look away, no telling what she'll do.

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Listen...before she gets here, I got to use the head. You mind?

Not at all. You know where it's at.

Sure thing. I'll be back in a few.
walking away

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Okay. I'll be sure to flush halfway through.

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God. I have a question.

Shut up, you fool. If it was time for questions, I would have said so. If you pull that sh*t again, you can walk back to the hotel.

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

That's it. I've had enough of your sh*t. Get out. And let that be a lesson to the rest of you.

b...but, I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.

Okay. I understand now. Come here and sit by me. You'll be my tour buddy.

Thank you.

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(Okay, someone else carry the story for awhile.)

i have no idea what's going on. why don't i have a thing that says 'poop on your head?'

Because your not cool.:D You can go into your profile and change it to whatever you want. Did you read my story?

Is this the new way to increase your post count?;)

I must say, it is a beautiful idea. If only I were creative enough to write a story about poop, boost my count to 200 and be able to change my title. *SIGH*