Stan's Dasterdly Ship

((In case anyone's interested, there IS a method to the madness that is Rubber Duckese. "Quack-quack" represents contractions and compound words or phrases, "squeak" represents prepositions, conjunctions, and articles, and "quack" represents everything else))

Quack-quack QUACK quack quack squeak quack quack quack, squeak quack quack quack, quack-quack quack quack quack squeak!!

(Translation: You'd BETTER remember how to change me back, or so help me, I'll bite your eyebrows off!!)

Dont get nasty with me ! I did warn you , anyway I dont have eyebrows anymore I lost them in an umm.... accident
Good a NET!
LEans over and fishes one very angry rubber ducky out of the water....

Quack, quack quack?? Squeakety ((prepositional phrase shorthand)), quack quack quack quack? Quack squeak quack quack, quack-quack quack QUACK squeak, quack!!

(Translation: Great, now what?? By the way, do you have tonsils? Because if you do, I'll bite THOSE off, instead!!)

I was born with out them.
Hey I bet youll make a great weapon just catpult you onto another ship. And youll never get sick because guess what your plastic, or old or tierd.
Maybe the captin wont kill be for transphorming his best archer after all.

QUACK!! SQUEAK QUACK SQUEAKETY QUACK QUACK SQUEAKETY!!

(Translation: BEHOLD!! THE WRATH OF THE ARCHER IS AT HAND!!)

~begins bashing Night over the head with his Rubber Ducky self~

Hey Cap'n? Is it just me or have pirates been piratin' this here pirates thread. I feel like I'm at the zoo with all the bloomin' duck talk. Harr, I needs me some rum ands to be left alone.....where's the bloomin' rum I says. I'll be below deck if ye needs me.

~stumbles around and knocks into the deck chair~

Heyyy......whoo ooo added rummmmm to the wildberry pie?.....

hummm what do you give a drunk fairy??
I know chcolate orange!!
here youll feel better in a bit.

Hey, any o' you blokes seen Cap'n lately? We got drunk fairies and wild rubber ducks... mebby it was a diversion! Yoo hoo!! Cap'n! Hope HE wasn't pirated!

hey there everyone, I see I have been missing a lot, sorry I wasn't feeling very good and fell asleep in the kitchen, under the table so that's why you didn't see me. but I got your message Aurora and here's the pie you asked for but without rum because it's getting messy here... I've made pie for others too... I hope it's enough...

http://www.vacmans.com/strawberry-pie.jpg

Whoo!! PIE!!

whars the rum...ye pie-rats are piratin' a pirate thread...... moan ....Ahh, there ye be my luvely...gulp, dribble, gasp, gulp, burrrrp. Much better I am nowssskipper. sumbudywakemewenwegittherrrSnore...

Choclate orange... choclate orange I want a choclate orange cheesecake!! No rum please!

one slice of chcolate orange cheese cake coming up...

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/rec...Cheesecake.jpg

and if others also want here is more... :D

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/rec...Cheesecake.jpg

continues to snore through the delicate aroma of cheesecake and pie

*cuts another piece of cake for B-Mental*

here you go...*hands the plate* and here is the fork... enjoy :D

http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/rec...Cheesecake.jpg

Wakes up shovels the cake in his pie hole, and thanks Kaltrina for her generosity. Falls asleep with guilty pie stains in the corner of his cheeks and dreams of the good ol days of pirating.

*Forget's about Cap'n for a moment to be seduced by the cake. Eats with gusto!*

Did someone say pie?



Cap't who?

:eek:
Hey leave me a slice!! o I might have to magic a piece and you DONT want that ;):lol: :nod:

~spears a slice of pie on the tip of a Fork Arrow (again...it could happen!!) and shovels it easily into his mouth~

Do we have any tea??? tea would be very nice organic would be even better but I will drink dusty tea if we have nothing else---

*serving some tea to her dear friend Night*

http://www.myvillage.com/images/rest...of-tea-271.jpg

Everytime I see Robin's posts now, I get the Rubber Ducky song running through my head. Thanks a lot guys! :rolleyes:

Could you pour me a cuppa tea? Don't suppose we have any cows aboard; I like cream in my tea. Are we a buncha rough n' tough pirates or what? :p

~fires a Cream Arrow (It could happen, I say!!) into the sky, where it promptly explodes and rains cream on to the ship and into Shea's teacup~

Thanks Robin! *curls into a corner to enjoy tea* Have you been improving on some of Night's magic? :D

*Rubber ducky joy of joys, when I squeeze you, you make noise* Daahh!!!!

Improving? Not really--I hardly need magic to be the best shot with a bow on the planet. Still, I suppose I should thank her for my new superpower?

~shifts into a Rubber Ducky and back~

Let's see Bats do THAT. :cool:

wow Robin that's a good magic... if only I could do that... I guess I have to ask Night help me with that :rolleyes:

*goes in one corner drinking a big cup of hot chocolate*
http://www.frenchentree.com/france-f.../hot_choc1.jpg

anyone want some hot chocolate? :)

Not if you value remaining your lovely self, Kaltrina.

thank you Robin for your sweet words, I don't tend to change myself just to have the ability to besome a bird or a panther... it's a beautiful animal. :D

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Originally Posted by Kaltrina

anyone want some hot chocolate? :)

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For some reason, I've always had bad experiences with hot chocolate. I've never cared for it. I'll stick with tea. Thanks for the offer though! :nod:

I swear on a bottle orf Rum, what is this a Cruise ship or a Pirate ship?????

*comes out of spell at the sound of Papaya's words* Garr! Yeah, and where's Cap'n!?

Yeah the Capt'n is missing...where is he? *muttering to herself* and I need him to give me some money for the groceries, we haven't bought enough food. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Kaltrina

Yeah the Capt'n is missing...where is he? *muttering to herself* and I need him to give me some money for the groceries, we haven't bought enough food. :rolleyes:

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arrgghhhh!!!! Money? MONEY? We're Pirates for Pete's Sake!! We take what we need.

We Rape, We Pillage!!! We don't pay.

Well, then LET'S GET GOIN'!!

garr, welcome new recruits to the dasterdly,

for food, err, we be pirates lass... steal it... twould be ever so kind o ye.

as fer me missing...well ye know the tale... a good bar...good company...about a week in the brig...digging me way outa prison with me own toenails... ahh good fun, but now that I be here...lets make for Jamaica!

Hmm. Perhaps it's best not to inquire further. Throw off the hawsers, and let's weigh anchor!

oh steal it.... yeah I guess we are pirates even though I am a new one so... hmm.. ok what I am I blabbering about.........GET GOIN *off to find some food and anything that comes to hand*
:D