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I gotta say the mail from the Czech rep to Aussie takes about 5-6 days, was pleasantly surprised to find that out as I thought it'll take about two weeks. Funny thing is that it takes about 4-5 days from Aussie to the Czech rep... and also that when you're sending a letter from one end of the town to another it can take just as long as if you were sendig it from Aussie :D
My mum did one of these once with a kola called Gulliver it got to our house then we sent it from Egypt to america ad it reached ther it ended up getting back to us....
So he marries sally the camel and now runs a tourist agency to Egypt specialising in toy travel.
;) :D
Ok...the Troll is about finished packing and ready to go!
Here's the itinerary:
Papayahed (I need your addy)
Amuse
Helga
Nightshade
Scherherazade (excuse the spelling)
Chava
Jay
Koa
Kilted Exile (ahhh! A man in a kilt is a fine thing -- do we get a picture?)
Baddad
Chris
and back to me in LA
So everyone knows who they need to get there snail mail address to. I think this will get Troll to Nightshade in time to visit the pyramids.
It would be nice if people posted something here when the Troll arrives at their location and/or when they send her off again.
Bon Voyage, Trolley! I wish I could join you!
A picture of mself in a kilt is dependent on the weather, a kilt is a damn uncomfortable thing to wear if it is overly warm.Quote:
Originally Posted by ihrocks
A picture of myself with troll however will be provided.
KILT!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
Many apologies. I had to go in and amend the schedule because I left out Scher (no offense intended).
No one from down under?
We had offers from outside the forum, but I'd rather keep it to people known to the forum, so we aren't making it across the Pacific unless we get some late interest once the trip commences.
Now...where was I? Oh yeah:
KILT!!!!!
Maybe we can get Molko and Miss Darcy interested...
Do either of them wear kilts?
What say guys?
why wont kilted wear a kilt??
He claims he may be at risk for heat stroke donning a kilt in the summer. But I can't pass up a chance to see a man in a kilt. There's no finer sight in the world!
It's too hot and it'll hurt areas.
hum well if you think about it people who live in hot areas of the world wear skirt like things so
there a flaw in this logic!
Some areas of the anatomy might be worn and kilted might not want that to happen
So you'll don one for us, too? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bongitybongbong
huh???????
prehaps I dont want to know this!
it might be best
Bon voyage Troll!! Have a great trip. See you when you get here......and maybe we'll make us some tissue paper kilts......one each............and hope it doesn't rain.
*wonders if photos with kilts and Troll should be mandatory....*
exactly, why do you think i wear skirts? and only in summer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
so is it true that a kilt has to be worn without underwear? :D
(direct question eh?)
I don't know about "has to be" but it's certainly preferred.Quote:
Originally Posted by Koa
KILT!!!!
My point presisly so I advise Kilted you can do 1 of 4 things eitherQuote:
Originally Posted by Koa
a)Find a better excuse! ;)
b) Not hacve your photo taken at all (maybe prerend youve lost your camera)
c) Put your kilt on for the photo!
d) If you dont have a kilt either buy one or make one :p :D
my friend's son asked an older man in scotland at a train if he was wearing underwear under his kilt - at the exact moment that his mom realized she had to tell him not to ask!!!
the man smiled and replied:
"Yes."
.......underwear..........boring..............
That's one of those great stories you don't hear often.Quote:
Originally Posted by amuse
www.trolls.com/guidetable/htm
IIIEeeeee.......this link is not working/incorect..........
LOL nice link badad but mine works ;)
wow i'm thinking of obession now
OH Yeah, Nightshade, way to go baby!!! An indespensable guide for those on the Troll World Tour.........in case word gets out and they mass in one place in an attempt to save their travelling friend from all human interaction!!!. Spotting and identifying their scouts will be helpful........
My thoughts exactly baddad but problem is it only identifies Trolls of North America how is that going to help me??Quote:
Originally Posted by baddad
:eek: *pondering on the thought of what would be left of me if Trolls decided to get me.....*
I might be taking self defence classes not that that would help with old world Trolls made of stone, big, angry and out to get lickle old me!
:nod:
maybe a disguise then.......
No flaw whatsoever, a kilt is not made of light material.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Anyway, seeing as the majority of you are for some insane reason inerested in seeing me in a kilt, I shall do my best to provide a picture of myself in one.
On another note, no self respecting scotsman wears anything under his kilt. On the whole we are quite stingy with regards to money and if we can avoid not buying something we generrally will.
It's perfectly sane for the average female to want to see a man in a kilt. It's one of the sexiest sights there is! Thank you for cooperating!Quote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
I would love to see you in a kilt, exile... it is a tradition for the men in my local coffee house to wear a kilt, and only a kilt on womens night, once a year... the women can get real mean !!!!!
Is it? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by ihrocks
Oooooooh yeah! :brow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Koa
Please reference Liam Neeson in "Rob Roy" if you need to remove any doubt at all. :)
I prefer men with 18th century suits :D
So, when is Troll taking off???
yeah I think troll should be going on her way!.... I have so many plans for us!
We had a delay in getting the address for her first stop, but that's been sorted. She will be off in a matter of hours now!
It's not my fault, I didn't know we were starting so soon!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ihrocks
Speaking of kilt's: One of my favorite songs at my favorite Irish bar has a song about a guy in a kilt. He falls asleep under a tree, some girls happen along and are overcome with curiousity, lift the kilt, yadda yadda yadda,
I've always wondered if the songs they play at my Irish bar are real "Irish" songs or were made up by the band..... I'm pretty sure "Dos Equis" isn't Irish but I wonder about the rest....
LOL and what do those girls find? i want to hear that song now! :D