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In Elizabethan times, intellectual property rights were poorly defined and authors often wrote each others' works. Francis Bacon once offered to write Samuel Pepys diaries, but was turned down for the job because he could not pronounce “Pepys”. Christopher Marlowe claimed to have written Raleigh’s “History of the World”, and requested to be beheaded in Raleigh’s place. “Why should Raleigh get credit for touching his executioner’s axe and saying, ’It is a sharp cure, but a sure one for all ills’,” Marlowe opined. “I say stuff that good every day, at the breakfast table. Just ask my wife.”
Bacon was obsessed with the notion that his name would live on after his death, and violently objected to Canadian Bacon, which he considered to be nothing more than ham. “Literary elegance demands that Canadian Bacon be called ‘ham’,” Bacon argued in one pamphlet, which may have actually been written by Samuel Johnson. “In addition, the shorter word benefits the environment – think of the trees that could be saved if every diner in Canada changed it's menus.”
Alexander Pope wrote the original “King Lear”, which was a musical comedy instead of a tragedy. Instead of dividing their father’s kingdom, the daughters ran away from home to perform comical songs while dressed as chipmunks. Shakespeare’s version came later, and may have been divinely inspired, like “Paradise Lost”. Divine inspiration may explain Shakespeare’s massive vocabulary, and one anonymous Fundamentalist Pastor stated, “An omniscient God could score 700 or higher on the Verbal section of the SATs. Easily.”