Yes I do hate the beach. I don't know why so many people gather every time on such a destestalbe spot. Do they go there because they want to feel sultry, smoggy, scrubby, salty, dusty, soiled, sweaty and foul or what? I understand that you want to enjoy the sun, but on a beach...
(I like the water though. But not the salt. I bet you know Lago di Garda, near Verona. When you find a non-sandy beach and when it is not too hot, you can have a good time there. (You would be well advised to evade those barbaric German tourists, though...))
