That's what I like to see, and what makes our contest so great. Everyone that entered got at least one vote! So if you do not win, remember you touched someone! Good luck!
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That's what I like to see, and what makes our contest so great. Everyone that entered got at least one vote! So if you do not win, remember you touched someone! Good luck!
Ah, that's how you get us hooked...but everyone knows Sounds can never stop at one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
That is a nice thought Pendragon, I wish we could vote for all of them because all touch us in a different way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/a...choscookie.jpg
Well then, I'll just get my own cookie.
Ah yes, the devout. You’re right about them. Personally, I like to get drunk and obnoxious around the devout and shout that word at random intervals. It makes a fun word even funner. You know, it’s just a word, but what makes it special is: it’s offensive. And it’s only offensive because it’s meant to be offensive, and the devout know it’s meant to be offensive, and I know that they know that I meant to offend them, and they know that I know that they know that…Well you get the picture. It’s how profanity works. Zounds used to be profane enough to get you burned at the stake, but nowadays when you say it, folks just think you mispronounced the name of a candy bar: Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds don’t.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Wow, somehow I made it back around to comfort food again.
Is that a Literature Network Forums approved official Short Story Competition promotional cookie???Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
Going twice...
Oh, now a three way tie?
Yeah, there's so many things I enjoy doing when I don't have my extra conscience (my daughter) at my shoulder telling me I am being inappropriate and offensive. I'm kind of accustomed to being offensive; but it all gets a laugh and a slip on the carpet later, everyone is happy. She is trying to retrain me, at this late date, that these things have lasting consequences...Our children become our parents if we wait long enough:crazy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
I'm trying to figure if I should rise to another teenage rebellion; what do you think Sancho...Sher? I don't know, I never eat any candy that doesn't have a nut in it...or a crackle...or a cream...or a liquor...
I has a snappy presentation; but those packaged cookies sometimes taste like cooking oil or cardboard...I think Sancho should buy us each one and then we'll vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
It's hard to just pick one out of six...Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/a...nextcookie.jpg
How about this one?
Oh yeah! Payback time. And that's easy for me to say - my wife and I are childless - we figured our gene pool was inappropriate for reproduction.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Oh, yes... Theatre Cookies with banana, peanut butter and chocolate chunk!
Last one hour to vote!
Congratulations to the author of "Playing the Piano", who is the winner of 2011 April elimination.
I would like to thank everyone who have submitted stories and voted in the competition.
You can now submit your stories for the June elimination round.
Yeah, I got a lucky break considering my gene pool. I think a person is relatively safe with one offspring; but each time you take from the pool is a greater risk:ack2Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
Now that cookie is just scary, and what would it taste like? Banana usually drowns out any other flavor and so does peanut butter...of course, it would probably be Elvis' favorite cookie..Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Hi all,
I'm pretty certain I'm being dense, but where can I read the five stories that LitNetters voted for in this poll?
Many thanks,
DH
The stories are removed once the competition is over. If the writers prefer to do so, they can post their stories themselves later on.Quote:
Originally Posted by DocHeart
Many thanks for this. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade