Worcester (pronounced "Wister," of course) Massachusetts, home of barbed wire, the monkey wrench, and the infamous "Turtle Boy" statue seen below.
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However, we do have one thing going for us, that being our proximity to Boston, which has the best baseball, basketball, and football teams in the business (also, a hockey team that's decidedly not the best in the business), as well as actual culture and lots of historical significance.

