The earth is FLAT!!!!!

If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?

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Originally Posted by Lokasenna

Well, I'm convinced...

...and anyone who says otherwise is a heretic and a witch, and must be purged with fire! Hurrah!

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lol. what goes round comes round. :ciappa:

"Unfortunately, there have been disbelievers and this is what happened to them:
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Well, I don't know how to copy the picture, but what I've always wondered is "where does all the water go, and why?"

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?

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That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsize[1].








[1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?

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The Nile river flows north.

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Originally Posted by Satan

[1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

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Well my God I never. lol. :yikes:

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?

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Are you going to tell me I'm standing on my head?

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

The Nile river flows north.

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But the Misssisssipppi flows south. Can water flow uphill?

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Originally Posted by Satan

That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsize[1].








[1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

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:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::s milielol5:

My reply's to all of your questions:

*Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS* phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS*

And of course, you are all very stupid and I am smart and better than you all because I am pure and true and perfect and you suck.

:p

Thanks for your time.

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Originally Posted by kevinthediltz

My reply's to all of your questions:

*Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS* phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS*

And of course, you are all very stupid and I am smart and better than you all because I am pure and true and perfect and you suck.

:p

Thanks for your time.

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Great response! That will probably shut em' all up. The medieval dogmatists are pwn'd!

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Originally Posted by kevinthediltz

My reply's to all of your questions:

*Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS* phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS*

And of course, you are all very stupid and I am smart and better than you all because I am pure and true and perfect and you suck.

:p

Thanks for your time.

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Ah, so you are pure:sosp: and we suck :hand: hmm? :crazy: I see :rolleyes::rolleyes5: that makes sense:smilielol5::rofl::eek::frown2: I will keep this in mind :yikes:
lol:hat: it is funny :sosp: but I didn't know that before :blush: so thank you:ihih: for explaining :out:

I'm smart. After all I read the bible every night. :) That makes me smart.

PS: You are all stupid.

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

The Nile river flows north.

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Hmm.. an awkward little fact that we must all strive to ignore.:cornut:

Yea, the world must be flat... I'm sure it is.

In the medieval era where many people rebelled against religion and science and hated everything in the dark ages, the world was known to be flat.
Haha.

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

The Nile river flows north.

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Obviously, Satan did it to try and make us believe the absurd notion that the Earth is a giant sphere hanging in space. Don't let him fool you - the only answer is to burn all the books that contradict the certain truth of a flat Earth, as they're tainted by the dark one!