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Hidden by trees, brush, and some stylish camouflage, ihrocks lies nearby, battered and bleeding, stitching her own wounds, fresh from another foray in enemy territory. She is unseen by the others. She begins a soliloquy, which we share with you now.
Well, that's gonna leave a mark. All I wanted were some hobnobs! Nothing more than that. Hobnobs, and maybe a mug of tea. I'd have settled for Lipton's, if it had a splash of milk in it. I didn't ask for cherry tarts. Or Newcastle Brown. But they hoard all the really good biscuits for themselves! Biscuits. A basic thing really. What man or woman is not deserving of biscuits? And now...and now they'll come hunting for me again! Ha! Let them come! Let it be done with! No! I know! I'll turn myself in! That will show them! I'll turn myself in, and then, at least, it's over. But why? Why should I when I can share my biscuits with others who have none because the shops were closed or they forgot to go by the ATM.
And what are these ATM anyway? Mere boxes for redistribution of wealth for the purchase of biscuits. And what do ATMs matter, what does anything matter. Would a non-Newtonian fluid be just another cup of Earl Grey without matter? What's the matter with matter? The only matter that matters is that which makes hobnobs. I won't let them take my hobnobs. Or maybe I will.
ihrocks has bandaged her stitches as she's been speaking her soliloquy aloud, which is a lot like talking to herself, but it isn't, because it's artistic. Having finished, she picks up her copy of "Crime and Punishment," skims through a few pages, thinks better of it, decides to use it as a pillow and goes to sleep, listening to the baleful howling of Loki, begging for Kitkats and cocoa.
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Seeing a talking wolf, Jay's a bit surprised but no matter how much she'd like to share a KitKat with Loki the Talking Wolf, she's eaten it all by now.
If you want a KitKat, Loki the Talking Wolf, I'm sure Scher's got at least a dozen more in her magic backpack, and there's still enough cocoa left if you'd fancy some.
Watches Loki the Talking Wolf turning his head at Scher now, trying his luck at getting a KitKat or two out of her using the puppy-dog-eyes stategy on her.
I don't know, there might be more creatures around, in a forest with no apparent traces of garbage, where you get a talking wolf, bottomless backpack, warm cocoa and who knows what else... now I think you were right all along, Scher, I think I can still hear something.
Jay leaves to go to look around.
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a bobcat crunches through the underbrush, hangs up cell phone and goes up to the wolf.
twizzlers, Loki? i've got plenty of twizzlers
pours herself a spot of tea then jumps onto a low-lying branch to enjoy the creamy beverage. awaits the wolf's answer (he is not sure he remembers enough bobcat to reply). phone rings.
oh, Jay it's for you - now how...?
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Puzzled... takes the phone
Yes? ... silence... Who is it?... more silence... returns phone to Amuse the Bobcat
No idea who it was, there was just some ... weird... shudders
Said something about hobnobs and tea... to leave some biscuits and a cup of tea on a stump 43 steps from where I'm standing now. I think I better do what that mysterious hissing voice told me to do. I bet Scher's mysterious backpack has a few hobnobs in it.
Marks the place where she was standing just now and goes to collect the hobnobs with a cup of tea... with a splash of milk ;) in it, to be left on a stump 43 steps from where she was previously standing.
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oh, ihrocks remembered my cell phone number, huzaa!
yawns, stretches and promptly falls off branch. shape shifts without realizing it into human form.
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:D
I thought all animagi were supposed to be registered? :lol:
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still sipping tea and speaking bobcat
hunh?
[;) :D]
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turns head to lick back and sees oddly smooth - SKIN!
Ohmymeowness!
collapses in a catnap, after murmuring I just wanted to see the world!
*wow, exactly 24 hours later :eek:
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ihrocks stealthily approaches stump, crawling, combat-style, on her belly. Collects hobnobs and crawls back into hiding. Loud gobbling sounds can be heard a short time later.
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*opens her bag and takes out a KitKat dispenser*
Now, get in line for your KitKats!
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*Yawns contentedly, mouth full of chocolate*
*In wolfish* I haven't had this many KitKats since the last time we went to the theatre...
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Also mouth full of chocolate...
Good thing you ate the audience's KitKats, not the audience.
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Jay is suddenly suprized to here a voice from beneath her
OOOOF du ooo mnd guttng ouf meeee
When she moves a slightly crushed and angry flower stares up at her
What didnt you think a poor little Nightshade plant had feelings? Go and crush me would you? just because Im poisouns thats poisinins is that .
But youll be sorry! yes you will! Ill poison you, Ill send the little smilies after you, Ill....Oh KITKATS I love chocolate oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees e give me some!
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Uhoh, not a good move
to herself: since when do flowers a) talk, b) crave chocolate?
Nods to Scher the KitKat Queen to look if there's a KiKat left in her Magical Backpack :p
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The flower is now rocking and chanting
Kit -kat kit kat kit-KAT
