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I mean, I did stuff like this in high school too. I was kind of rebellious especially when the thesis would allow only one point of view and often I would write the oppposite like "use of symbolism in ___" and i would prove that there really isn't any symbolism at all.
However, the fact that you are proud of yourself for being this rebellious and getting an F seems to be where this essay shows its mediocrity.
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I didn't find any humor in your "satirical" piece, nor did i learn anything from it. If you're going to write in that style try to make a general point of some sort and take essays more seriously.