If you were a...

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III...if he happen to be in the area...

If you were a knight in King Arthur's Court, what would you name your sword?

Mort.

If you were a time traveller where would you go?

To the future...as far as I could go. I hate suspense!

If you were a child with a large box, what would you create?

a castle and a spaceship, all in one. It would morph when I willed it to.

If you were president of the world, what new law would you bring about?

I would decree that anyone who was caught being mean to another would be shackled and forced to eat nothing but celery...that someone else already licked the peanut butter out of...

If you were a "lost boy" in Neverland, to whom would you pledge your allegiance to...Peter Pan, Captain Hook, the Indians, or the mermaids?

Peter Pan

If you were a pilot, what would you like to fly?

A vulture.

If you were a fly, what would you eat?

One of those gliders on Stargate...

EDIT - my own vomit...:lol:...Eweeee!

If you were a shapeshifter that could turn into any kind of living, breathing creature, what would you turn yourself into first?

A bird.

Lame. I know. I know! I just want to fly so very, very badly.

If you were Indiana Jones, which adventure do you think you could repeat? (Out of the movies so far)

The search for the Lost Ark...

If you were a Persian princess, what would be your favorite mode of transportation?

Horse, obviously

If you were a cat, how would you spend your day?

Sleeping. Chasing butterflies. Sleeping.


If you were five years old again, what would you be doing right now?

Classics...Licking my...well...that's not appropriate for here...
Wisps...Annoying my dad...

If you were a Dragon...would you eat people?

No, I'd only scare them.

If you were a knight from days of old, what would your battlecry be?

Mean People Suck!!!

If you were wart hog would you feel pretty...and sing..."I feel pretty...oh, so pretty!"?