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03-04-2005, 01:19 PM
amuse

so because i like to be enslaved by gorgeous felines i want to be enslaved by a gorgeous man? :D
03-04-2005, 01:21 PM
Chava

Something like that....:)
03-04-2005, 01:24 PM
amuse

roflmao
i will not tell me ex as we still see each other a LOT. :p
03-04-2005, 01:48 PM
kilted exile

Quote:

Originally Posted by kilted exile

Goldfish
Easy to dispose of when it dies

Ok, so any future spouse had better not expect some damned expensive burial.
03-04-2005, 02:00 PM
Chava

I had quite a laugh over yours.....hehe.... somewhat, very stereotypically scottish
03-04-2005, 09:03 PM
papayahed

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddad

Elk

Delicious
Travel in Herds, easy to track
Can happily be mistaken for a reindeer at xmas
Honks and screams like a bent tuba, lovely sound
Ungulate

So, how does this stack up against past/current partners?
03-05-2005, 02:55 AM
subterranean

Yea, my thoughts also...

So, is that means that I like a furry partner...??
03-05-2005, 03:46 AM
Taliesin

We didn't read the last page. It was too much of a trouble.
Now, our chosen animal was:
Amoeba .....
03-05-2005, 04:49 AM
Chava

It's funny you should mention an Amoeba, friend of mine did the same....
03-05-2005, 07:05 AM
Helga

I heard of this some time ago and I agree, I think. My fave animal is

dog (Spock)
cute
caring
cuddles
loving
smart

I heard a joke once about a woman who lived alone and her only companion was her cat. One day a fairy godmother came to her and told her she could have one wish. Well her wish was that her cat would turn into a beautiful young man that loves her dearly. So be it said the fairy godmother, and the cat turned into a young man. The young man said to his love: don't you regret it now that you had me neutered.
03-05-2005, 11:24 AM
Snukes

On the other hand, I once wrote a story about a little old lady that turned all her little old men suitors INTO cats...

I don't think she had any motivation. Nor, I suppose, did I when writing about it. :)

I think the Elk wins the best ideal mate competition. :D
03-06-2005, 11:58 PM
baddad

Quote:

Originally Posted by papayahed

So, how does this stack up against past/current partners?

Well now! The ex-wives do travel in a pack, they are way-too-easy to track, I have on occasion mistaken them for someone else, they certainly have made bent tuba sounds....and I have seen their hooves, so they must be ungulates of some sort (demons perhaps? )....I shan't answer the rest......
03-07-2005, 09:56 AM
Chava

I think this thread is starting to reach the over 18.... :)
03-09-2005, 12:31 AM
imthefoolonthehill

I don't know what you are talking about... you must have a sick mind

;-)

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