Sex and the Koran

All holy scriptures IMO should not be taken literary. The interesting part is Quran gives a very clear description about the promise of sexual pleasure in the after life as a form of reward to the good men. Yet from all those descriptions hardly we can find explaination about the same reward given to the female species.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Amra

The verses in the Qur'an that speak of afterlife are not to be taken literary. Allah s.v.t says that heaven is not like anything a human mind can conceive. That is why when one reads the verses in the Qur'an about the heaven, it describes it in the way a human mind could understand. Therefore, there are references to those things we can identify with, the things we desire and cannot have, etc. It is just meant to show that no desire will be unfulfilled, nor will people suffer or feel pain. The only thing that we can be sure of is that Allah s.v.t will be just and will reward the believers in ways one cannot imagine. Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him) said about heaven:
"What no eye has ever seen and no ear has never heard and no human heart has ever perceived." (Narrated in the book of compiled hadiths by Imam Muslim.) In regards to sexual intercourse, it is believed that woman and man will be living in some form of a marriage just like in this life. The woman who is rewarded with heaven will be on a higher level than any "heavenly virgin" (or huria), and Allah s.v.t will grant her anything she desires. If a woman and a man who were married in this life wish to continue their marriage in after life, they will be able to do that. The human being will also be without any limitations as to his characteristics in this life such as jealousies, envy, hatred, unhappieness, sorrow etc. In the end, we really cannot know how the life in heaven will be, nor can we even try to comprehend, but surly it is the ultimate goal and wish of every muslim to achieve God's satisfaction and live in His presence and Mercy.

---

Plentiful virgins of both sexes......nothing but the finest wines.........high bosums.......gratuitus sex whenever desired.......temperate climate...........extremely painful and infinite punishment for those that disagree with 'our' message.......24 hour orgasms..........

And this is some type of spiritual heaven??
.............It sounds more like a holiday in some equatorial Club Med run by the cocaine cartels.............

........Sounds like anyone can start their own religion......write down absolutely anything one fancies as long as they can convince others to believe, wait a thousand years, or two thousand, and then the new generations raised on the old myths, legends, parables, and virgin miracles, will do the job of convincing others, by force if they must, that 'THEIR' version of religion is the absolute truth.

...But I think all my virgins, in my new religion's heaven, will be 5' 2' tall....just to be different...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by baddad

...But I think all my virgins, in my new religion's heaven, will be 5' 2' tall....just to be different...

---

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey Baddad, its 24 YEAR orgasms - and that's a minimum duration!

AP

So, I wonder, if they have motels in paradise, then what time is check-out; 10:00am or Noon?

Ok Folks, I think 'tis enough. We wouldn't wanna offend some people would we ;)..?

Sometimes, "Paradise" is a place where everyone has forgotten the wisdom of:

"Nothing overmuch (in excess)" - Socrates

and

"Too much of a good thing is no good." - my Mommy
(she used to say that about Easter candy)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by atiguhya padma

Hey Baddad, its 24 YEAR orgasms - and that's a minimum duration!

AP

---

Yeah thanks AP, But I guess either a 24 YEAR or hour orgasm wouldn't really mean much in heaven, afterall, time would not exist in a paradise............

And I agree with Sub........enough said..........'my bad' for dragging it this far..... *bows low*

Yes, please remember we don't want to offend anyone nor get into inappropriate discussion for this all-ages website ;)

Yes, you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

Papayahed is the moral ballast of this forum.

Hey, if you look a bit way up, I was the one who encourage people to stop mocking :D

*pats Sub on the back and gives her shiny sticker*

And Subterranean is the moral ballast of Papayahed

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by subterranean

Hey, if you look a bit way up, I was the one who encourage people to stop mocking :D

---

Sub can be the moral ballast, it seems like a tough gig. I would much rather be the "after-the-fact-finger-pointer"