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Early this morning a mad scientist overtook one of the famous London double decker buses and demanded to be driven north of the city to a location only know to the scientist, about 15 miles outside the city the women of the " Her Majesties tea and Garden club" decided they had had enough of the mad scientists high pitched cackling laughter and in they irritation over took the mad scientist, the bus swerved out of control hitting a pedestrian on his morning walk. From the twisted wreck the last words from the pedestrain could be heard...."huh?"
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Yesterday at about 18.00 a person known in some communities known as Papayahead was savagely tortured to death in her flat by an insane murderer who, by the testimonies of the neighbours was screaming: "What?! You weren't writing a book for the book club? For this you shall pay. " The neighbours couldn't hear much more because of the screams. The police is investigating the matter.
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A group of monks of a religion unknown to the world for it's acts of cruelty towards other human beings was waiting doom in a desert in Africa, drank acid to please their Lords and lay down in a circle showing with their corps the sign of their religion. The last person, who was supposed to be in the middle of the circle, ran cowardly away from certain death. Taliesin was the name of this person who ran only to be killed by a pack of Hyenas.
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The person above us died a strange and early death and besides her body was a note which read: "Noone may spell Our name inaccurately. Noone."
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The person above got shot during a police chase, following his alleged connection with strange death of another forum member. Although Taliesin is dead, his alter egos managed to escape. The police warned the public saying that they might be dangerous and should not be approached under any circumstances.
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The National England Post expresses sorrow to inform the Literature Network of Scheherazade's death, suspected by murder. Proceeding an interview, after her winning a Nobel Prize for teaching, a new category in the Swedish ceremony, the Queen of England simply asked her, 'where are you from?' Scheherazade's response, her last heard words in public: 'not where I could like to be.'
Authorities found her at her home, strangled by her own hair, whether done by another remains under research. She was suspected of having a jealous lover toward the end of her life, for whom the police remain searching; if you know anything of the alleged murder of Scheherazade (a.k.a. Porphyria), or her missing lover (thought to have the last name, Browning), we urge you to contact English authorities.
(sorry, Scher, since we both share the loving of Browning's poem, 'Porphyria's Lover,' this came to mind first, he-he).
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The person above was trodden over by a fantatic crowd railing in to get their copies of 'Moon Is a Harsh Mistress' signed by Lord Byron the temporarily ressurected.
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Mono, I've seen the Browning guy ;), he was with another woman, I think he was about to marry her, and I think he called her Elizabeth. Could it be the Barrett gal? ;) But don't say that to Scher, she'd resurrectected and hunted him down for being faithful to his fiancée :D.
With much sadness we have to inform you all that our dear son, brother, husband, father, grandfather, grandson... EAP was beaten to death by a furious Orangutan while visiting a friend who lives in Rue Morge street :D
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I'm sure that's a bullfinch, but its rather large I must admit. Like a cross between a crow and a bullfinch. I know it s a Jay (CRUNCH GRINDING OF BRAKES). Oops. My mistake. Was a Jay
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atiguhya padma's brain has exploded as a result of attempting to absorb the theological implications of the fact that BRITNEY SPEARS is an anagram of PRESBYTERIANS.
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The World News reports of a spontaneous death of the internationally known chef known only as 'Basil;' he lived as a revolutionist for using varieties of herbal supplements in his ethnic dishes. Living a superstitious life, and warding off vampires by use of a mix of garlic, basil, and oregano, co-workers at his famous restaurant found 'Basil' panicked at having consumed all of his garlic.
Authorities found him face down in his own kitchen with two distinctive puncture marks on his neck.
In other news, Bram Stoker's popular and well-decorated grave visitors found empty this morning. If anyone has information regarding where the coffin and remains of Bram Stoker rest, The World News encourages you to contact the police immediately.
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The Literature Network Forum with much regret informs you that popular Forum member mono, short for Monolith (a reference to his unusually long canine teeth), has been found poisoned in his house last night. The Coroner's report revealed that mono died of basil poisoning. The authorities are unable to explain how and why mono had so much basil in his bloodstream and they urge anyone who can shed light on this mystery to come forward.
PS: mono, I like the Porphyria story! :D On an eerie note, my own hair is long enough to do that! :eek2: Hope this doesn't put any ideas into heads of people around me!!!
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Latest researches of the "1001 nights" show a sudden change in style between the nights 923 and 924. Also it has been noted that the quality of stories had been going down from about 900th night till the 923 th night.
The new theory says that probably Scheherazade came across the infamous "Writers block" after the 900th night till the 923th night.
The sudden change of style leads to the theory that Scheherazade's head was chopped down after 923th night when she couldn't think of a new story.
The rest of the stories are thought of being writ by the sultan himself; also it is believed that the sultan as a romantic man spread the rumour of 1001th nights and that he forgave Scheherazade instead of killing her.
Now we can say quite surely that the beautiful tale of Scheherazade surviving is but a myth. Scheherazade was most certainly beheaded when she came across writers block on the 923th night.
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While attending a symphony last night, the first violinist gave a nearly perfect performance, with one shocking false note, made more astonishing (and grotesque, we might add) because in the mezzanine an enraptured member of the audience, caught up in the beauty of the piece, had an aneurysm and died on the spot at the very same moment.
Friends of Taliesin say that that moment of musical beauty - followed by such horror - was doubtless the cause of death, as verified by the coroner later that night.
Concert goers are still in shock, and this promises to be the most spectacular event of the year, as we have just learned that the work performed was Taliesin's own, one of many secret pieces, and the hall is now to be renamed after him; only his concertos will be performed for the next month, as a mark (and note ;)) of respect.
The violinist who contributed to his demise will perform Taliesin's requiem, again, his own composition. Persons with circulatory disorders are requested to remain in absentia.
The relationship between the two discordant notes and aneurysms is under investigation by the World Heath Organization. We are told that leading physicians in Transylvanian are especially interested in the results.
Taliesin's last, stricken words were "We must not whine."
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After earning her Pulitzer Prize for poetry last night, Literature Network forum member, amuse, revealed her desire to perch herself atop her hopeful location of 'a blue moon.' Leaving her unforgetable poetry behind, and bidding everyone 'adieu,' she launched in her spaceship, and successfully landed on the bluest spot of the moon, where, by mistake of NASA for supplying to little oxygen, she deceased.
Hence, along with the phrase of 'man on the moon,' all nations now recognize a 'woman on the moon.'
