This is the kind of English up with which I will not put.
I hope this finds you fine, as it leaves me ok.
Show him the shovels and ask him to take his pick.
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This is the kind of English up with which I will not put.
I hope this finds you fine, as it leaves me ok.
Show him the shovels and ask him to take his pick.
I think, therefor I am... afraid of Chuck Norris.
Samuel Goldwyn: A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
Include me out
I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
I'll take the job.
*emphatic salute*
Potato salad!
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx
Never be afraid to say what you're thinkin', unless of course you ain't thinkin'
Sarah Palin
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
‘Yes! I’m me, I am careful and logical and I look up things I don’t understand! When I hear people use the wrong words I get edgy! I am good with cheese. I read books fast! I think! And I always have a piece of string! That’s the kind of person I am!’ (Tiffany Aching)
Terry Pratchett. And there's SOOOO many more! :smilewinkgrin:
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- Will Shriner
This makes me laugh every time I read it.
I'm a rockstar... i'm paid to be selfish - Noel Gallagher
I don't know anything about music. In my line of work, you don't have to. - Elvis
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my desk - Robert Bloch
I don't care about what they say about me, as long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker
"Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer."
----Police Chief Wiggum
From The Simpsons
:lol::lol: Haha that's great, what a topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Pilgrim