Lymerick

For he scared all the vermin away,
And kept trick-or-treaters at bay.
"Now that he is gone
They will ruin our lawn,"
Cried bereaved Mother Clown in dismay.

And poor loving clown dad
knew that he had been had
when the casket came
and the bearer was lame
so he found the dead was no lad.

For clown though he was
he loved his fellow 'cuz
and changed his sex
to that of Tess
For she was much easier to luv.

:lol: Hahaha....ah... That's good.

"I suspected it all from day one,"
said Tess's dad to Tess's mum,
"But I don't give a damn
If he's woman or man;
I love my dead gay son!"

(I just wanted to say that. :D)

A nice end to the saga of the gay clown.

Much appreciated. Now I want my eulogy written in limerick, too. :D

In memeory of Tess:

Tess the clown has passed away
he never had that much to say
sorrow was what he faced
and with humour he was laced
but now in heaven he is openly gay.

There once was a forum refined
Where ladies and gents wined and dined
A random hero came
Said let´s start a game
Now it seems we have all have dirty minds.

;-)

Hey, no one told me there was wining and dining. Where's my food, damnit? :p

There's a member named Em on the Forum,
Who, without any proper decorum,
Posts replies way too much,
Leaves not one thread untouched;
But what can I say? I adore 'em. :D

There once was a wee Isagel
who just couldn´t rhyme very well
though she did try her best
she flunked every test
and never did learn how to spell.

AP - with a name somewhat shady
was often confused for a lady
not many believed
such a thing was conceived -
a MAN who thinks intelligent daily!

Geez Isagel,

Complimenting me by insulting the whole of the male sex! I'm flattered - I think!:)

You´re most welcome.

To all those whose words come here to trade
Please view these humble letters displayed
And let it be said
These words would be dead
Had not Isagel bid them be made

:-)

Thank you.