The Simpsons Quoting Thread

Eehhehehehe! I remember that. Was that in the film festival one when Jay Sherman from The Critic visited Springfield? Oh, I loved that show so much. I miss it. Dang.

LOL I haven't paid attention to it in so long, I forgot all about it but... my siggy is a Simpsons quote! I'm 99% sure it's from the Indecent Proposal parody episode, when Arty Ziff comes back to Springfield as a dot.com billionaire to offer Homer $1 million if Marge will spend the weekend with him. (Which they need to pay for the operation to correct Homer's tragic snoring disorder.) In the end, of course, Marge tells Homer he can't accept the money, even after she goes, and Homer says the below....v v v v v v v v v v

[edit]: (sig changed) "I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don't I just lay down and die?"

Homer:

"Hehehehe."
"Why I laugh?"

*snorts, smecks, laughy veshches*

Keep forgetting to say -- I like the new siggy, by the way, Sancho. Did I say that already? I think I forgot, anyway.

Treehouse of Horror!! Homer gets fired, hired as a gravedigger, Mr. Burns finds him sleeping in a grave and steals what he thinks is a body for his giant robot. Dragging Homer's body over broken grave stones...
Smithers: Sir, did you hear something?
Burns: Ooh, is the little baby scared? What was it, Smithers, the "Booger" Man?
Smithers: It's the man in the bag, Sir. I.. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh...
*Mr. Burns proceeds to beat the bag with his shovel while Homer cries out in pain*
Burns: Bad corpse! Bad corpse! Stop *whack* scaring *whack* Smithers!
*Homer moans*
Burns: Satisfied?
Smithers: Thank you, Sir.

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Originally posted by fayefaye

ralph-'when I grow up, I'm going to be a principal. or a caterpillar'

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YAAY that was it!!! I've been wondering for ages about how ti is in English!! (infact I misquoted it up there :D)

Today I'm going for a simple quote we shouldnt forget...

D'OH!

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Originally posted by Koa
Another one I'd like to know in original is a sketch between Smithers and Mr Burns, saying: "this year the nuclear plant's business hasnt been good... shall we 'dollar'? " ---> Dunno how to explain, they say something like 'shall we dollar' or 'let's play dollar'...and they start throwing dollars at each other... :D

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I don't know how I missed this one before, Koa, but somehow I did. I don't remember the context, but my memory tells me it's something like Mr. Burns is depressed because the plant isn't doing well, and he asks Smithers to cheer him up, and one of them says, "Money fight!"

oooh thanks! that makes perfectly sense, I should have thought about it by myself, it wasn't hard to get! Thanks a lot, discovering the original of 2 of my favourite quotes sort of made my day ;)

Apu: "Silly customer. You cannot hurt a twinkie."

Bart: "This bag of ice has a head in it."
Apu: *faking enthusiasm* "Oooh... a head bag! Those are full of... headed goodness."

When Marge makes sugar illegal in Springfield...
Homer: *gasps excitedly* "A sticky spot on the floor!"
Apu: "Mr. Simpson, you are licking blood and VapoRub!"
Homer: "Part of me knew that." *pause* *resumes frenzied licking*

Today i saw the worst episode I had ever seen...It's a rather new one (damn they're showing a serie I've never seen, tho I dont think it's the latest one, and I'm hardly ever at home to see it...): they showed Homer's, Lisa's and Bart's day...all their destinies crossing if I can say so... You know, when Homer loses a thumb...
It was really a sad one, such a lack of good ideas for good plots... :(


Homer: "Hey, why's not Bart home yet? His dinner is cold and half-eaten" *eats some* :D

And, from my friend who's one of the best Simpsons (and not only) quoters:
"Bart, don't make a mess of France as you've done with your bedroom!"

LOL yes, the exchange student episode. Oh, I love that one.

French Guy: "Watch; you grab the grape between your forefinger and thumb. Then you gently twist it off. And drop it in the bucket. Now you do it."
*Bart picks a grape*
French Guy: "Very good! Now do it a million times."

I remember the thumb one. Yeah, from there on out they start going for gorier and gorier shock value. I don't think I hated that one too badly though... which might say more about the recent ones than anything.

here's one to offend a bunch of people...
tonight's episode: the whole family is watching the "ten commandments" movie on tv, and a comment is made by bart that this is a nasty mean God, and homer replies: "yeah, he's my favorite fictional character"!

Oh, it's so vague in my mind I can't even remember the exact phrasing.. it's when Homer buys a gun, though...

Homer: "Now I know how God feels...when He's holding a gun!"

NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.








NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.
NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY.

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(*trying to be spooky*:D)

Homer: "All I need is a title. I'm thinking along the lines of, 'No TV and no beer make Homer... something something.'"
Marge: "'..Go crazy?'"
Homer: "DON'T MIND IF I DO!"

Ahh... the Shinning. :D

Also from the gun episode, Someone correct me if I'm a little off

MARGE: Homer, owning a gun is just asking for trouble.
HOMER: And when trouble comes, I'll be ready for them.

Then he says something about, "just me and my precious precious gun."

:( someone help out! :(

HOMER: Marge, can I have a helper duck?
MARGE: You already have a helper monkey.
HOMER: Can he have a duck?