He's Catholic farmboy with acid for blood. She's an enchanted gold-digging bounty hunter operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
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He's Catholic farmboy with acid for blood. She's an enchanted gold-digging bounty hunter operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
He's a Nobel prize-winning coffee-fuelled vagrant gone bad. She's a violent punk detective who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
He's a Nobel prize-winning gay hairdresser living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a green-fingered red-headed single mother with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
He's an oversexed flyboy messiah with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's an artistic motormouth fairy princess from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
He's an otherworldly Republican senator haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a wealthy out-of-work queen of the dead from out of town. They fight crime!
He's a world-famous crooked photographer with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a cold-hearted renegade femme fatale from Mars. They fight crime!
He's a one-legged albino astronaut living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a man-hating nymphomaniac soap star living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!
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He's an immortal coffee-fuelled astronaut who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a hard-bitten paranoid queen of the dead with the power to see death. They fight crime!
He's a short-sighted misogynist werewolf on a mission from God. She's a green-fingered renegade barmaid from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
:lol: this one cracked me up!
He's a scarfaced devious jungle king on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a manipulative foul-mouthed Valkyrie from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!
He's a leather-clad voodoo ex-con with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a time-travelling gold-digging safe cracker with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
He's a leather-clad flyboy card sharp in drag. She's a man-hating extravagent detective with only herself to blame. They fight crime!
He's a superhumanly strong shark-wrestling waffle chef She's a manipulative renegade pearl diver with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!
He's crooked assassin with acid for blood. She's a time-travelling blonde archaeologist with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
He's a one-legged zombie paranormal investigator for the 21st century. She's a blind thirtysomething lawyer from Mars. They fight crime!
He's a scarfaced guerilla hairdresser who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a brilliant mutant queen of the dead who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They Fight crime!
He's a scarfaced hunchbacked sorceror who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a brilliant insomniac queen of the dead with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
He's a super-intelligent midget with an ego problem, who's sidekick is seven feet of pure muscel. She's a back-biting hussy with issues about authority figures. They fight crime!
He's a Nobel prize-winning Catholic paramedic with a passion for fast cars. She's a mistrustful out-of-work pearl diver with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
He's an underprivileged misogynist master criminal moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's an elegant goth museum curator who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
He's a world-famous umbrella-wielding ex-con on the run. She's a disco-crazy tempestuous femme fatale with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
Kathy, this is hilarious. You are officially my hero!