Here's a recipe I use pretty often:
Hershey's Kisses
Ingredients:
* gasoline
* 5 dollars
Directions:
1. Put gasoline in car.
2. Drive car to nearest grocery store.
3. In the grocery store, find the bag labeled, "Hershey's Kisses".
4. Bring the bag to a checkout line. (*)
5. Give the cashier the 5 dollars. (*)
6. Bring the bag with you into the car.
7. Drive car home.
Enjoy!
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(*) Steps 4 and 5 can be skipped if you are good at sneaking around (not recommended).