Evening classes for men? Am I in trouble?

I know my dad would need:

Cooking without the usage of nuclear arms, or at least without the kitchen looking like it had been struck by them. A demonstration on the use of the sponge and broom

Just hold on one second, ladies!, Claes my dear fellow, might I applaude you on honesty and sharing your feelings(somewhat rough around the edges, but great work;) )
Mrs Claes should look at this as constructive comunication and as an incentive to pave the way for the future, should cook you a steak dinner(medium rare, with a red wine sauce)

Someone get this man a cigar!:thumbs_up

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Originally Posted by dramasnot6

Oh my Claes, are you sure a fallout shelter will help you now? I think some emergency grovelling skills would do better...:p

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Grovelling? I don't know how to do that. It's hard to be humble when you are a briliant beacon of perfection :angel: but I am an accomplished growler. Does that count?

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

and a big box of choclates and maybe hide the rat poison and sharp knives....:p

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Actually, I'm more worried about another sharp object: It's called a thounge, and very sharp... Are band-aids edible, btw?

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Anyone willing to bet that Claes is sleeping on the sofa tonight?

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That may happen...

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Originally Posted by Idril

He'll be lucky if she lets him stay in the house

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I feel lucky...

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Wonder if they have a dog...

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We don't, but somehow I still end up in the doghouse on occasion...

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Originally Posted by dramasnot6

:lol: If they did Claes would have someone to learn grovelling from but if the dog is anything like mine the chocolate would be long gone.

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Can I have the chocolate If I stay in the doghouse? About the grovelling: See my previous response, above.

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Originally Posted by higley

Class 11 "how to administer first aid to oneself."
Field trip to emergency room; active roleplay.

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It's easier to run... I know I'm faster ;)

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Originally Posted by higley

Class 12 "that tent you thought you'd never have to use? Dig it out of the garage."
demonstration

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Don't you think it would be a little cold for her in the tent? It is winter after all, so have a heart...

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Originally Posted by dramasnot6

Cooking without the usage of nuclear arms, or at least without the kitchen looking like it had been struck by them.

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Like I said: I am the dishwasher around here...

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Originally Posted by OZEED

Mrs Claes should look at this as constructive comunication and as an incentive to pave the way for the future, should cook you a steak dinner(medium rare, with a red wine sauce)

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Good Grief, an ally at last :thumbs_up Did you get a list too?

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Originally Posted by OZEED

Someone get this man a cigar!:thumbs_up

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Arrrgh! No, anything but that. I would settle for nice wine, as already suggested.

/Claes

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Hey, Claes, whichever place you get to sleep, do keep your comp with you, and share your grief with us....:p

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Originally Posted by ClaesGefvenberg

Actually, I'm more worried about another sharp object: It's called a thounge, and very sharp... Are band-aids edible, btw?

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Please tell me that's an alternative spelling for 'tongue', and not for 'thong'.

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Originally Posted by bluevictim

Please tell me that's an alternative spelling for 'tongue', and not for 'thong'.

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:lol: LAMO:lol:

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Originally Posted by bluevictim

Please tell me that's an alternative spelling for 'tongue', and not for 'thong'.

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Gosh, I hope so. A sharp thong is just ...criminal. Claes, if you decide on the second class, I may send my guy with you....:D (and no, I shouldn't have to change it myself! :p )

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Originally Posted by ClaesGefvenberg

Class 7 “Learning how to find things – starting with looking in the right place and not turning the house upside down while screaming”.
Open forum

- Ah, yes… How am I going to find things if you keep moving them around? I know where I put them. It’s just that they don’t stay there…

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My wife would want me to take several of those classes, but this number seven she would she would pull me by the ear and force me to attend.

What ever you happens Claes, don't under any circumstances let your wife talk to mine. ;)

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Originally Posted by dramasnot6

I know my dad would need:

Cooking without the usage of nuclear arms, or at least without the kitchen looking like it had been struck by them. A demonstration on the use of the sponge and broom

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Actually my wife would want me to take this too. :lol:

I'm going to assume that most of the guys posting here are much older than me.....so perhaps you do need the lists....but dont worry in a few years you can blame it on the senility as opposed to being lazy or tired..or blaming them for doing stuff that they feel needs to be done....sorry to say that most of your list doesn't apply to me right now...but perhaps in a few years I'll need to take a refresher course or something....

awesome...one of my cowrokers got a similar list from his wife, and posted a similar response, It was too funny!

but indeed...why is it always the men that need to change, I mean, how hard is it to check the status of such things as tp, toilet seats, and whether or not the windshield washer fluid in the car is full...its not like automotive responsibilities automatically default to me...er, the men. :D

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Originally Posted by Madhuri

Hey, Claes, whichever place you get to sleep, do keep your comp with you, and share your grief with us....:p

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But of course :) Ok, I'm out of the doghouse, edging towards the bedroom... No blunt or pointed objects around... I think I'll risk it ;)

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Originally Posted by bluevictim

Please tell me that's an alternative spelling for 'tongue', and not for 'thong'.

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Whopsie.... :blush: Ok: "that's an alternative spelling for 'tongue' " ;)

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Originally Posted by Virgil

What ever you happens Claes, don't under any circumstances let your wife talk to mine. ;)

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I hear you... If we do let them discuss us, we'll never hear the end of it...

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Originally Posted by the Last 13

but dont worry in a few years you can blame it on the senility as opposed to being lazy or tired...

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Way ahead of you: I already do :lol:

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Originally Posted by the Last 13

sorry to say that most of your list doesn't apply to me right now...but perhaps in a few years

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Glad to see you're planning to join the club. :D ;)

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

awesome...one of my cowrokers got a similar list from his wife, and posted a similar response, It was too funny!

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Er... I have to admit that I didn't actually get the list from the missus (But I could have ). I just found it and decided to stir up some commotion here :lol:

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

but indeed...why is it always the men that need to change,

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Because most women think they have the right of interpretation, that's why. You know: "There are two ways of doing this: My way and the wrong way...

/Claes

hey you can sleep on my couch for a few days until the wife lets you back in the house! us guys have to stick together!

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Originally Posted by ClaesGefvenberg

Because most women think they have the right of interpretation, that's why. You know: "There are two ways of doing this: My way and the wrong way...

/Claes

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And usually we are right:nod: its all in the extra half gene :p

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

And usually we are right:nod: its all in the extra half gene :p

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thats not so...just because sometimes we have a lapse in judgement, doesn't mean we are wrong...we just aproach problems differently...like using gasoline to start a fire...or better still alchohol spray to start a fire (its an older product from the days of carberator vehicles...meant to give the vehicle a helping hand when starting) :D