So you can show off your bandages.
Why can't I feel my nose?
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So you can show off your bandages.
Why can't I feel my nose?
Because you aren't using your hands (to feel, lol)
Why can't people fly (sans planes)?
What's 'sans' plane?
Why can't I withdraw more than the maximum amount from my credit card?
So that your credit card doesnt feel too objectified and hurt
Why do people hold hands?
So neither falls on the way when they go buy superglue solvent.
Why are muffins so muffiny?
Because the cook added a lot of muffin mix.
Why do people get grey hair?
Because chocolate chips are so chippy.
Why do music carry tunes? ;)
I'll answer yours, Uncle Virg.
Because there aren't too many white hairs.
Why do music carry tunes? ;)
Because they tried carrying musical bricks and hurt their back
Why cant the earth be flat?
because then everybody on the bottom would fall off. It's easier to hang on when you're just on the SIDE of a sphere. :p
Why does time pass slowly when you're doing something boring and quickly when you're doing something fun?
Because clocks were invented so you could look at them more often than needed. And you only look at them when you're bored. :p
Why do we have step-mothers? (I don't, mind.)
Because escalator-mother would take too long to say. :lol: hi Lain! :wave:
Why is a blanket warm?
That was a good one, Mir! Halla!! Done your Christmas wishlist already? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/v...edene/a035.gif
Why are blankets WARM? What, do you want them HOT? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/v...edene/h065.gif :p
Why do we have tongues?
In the case of women to nag and gossip with! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/Lurking.gif
Where did you get all that red hair?
I neither got them nor have them. I ate my scarlet horse.
Why is Harry Potter a half-blood?
Anemia, would be my guess...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/...yhochiminh.gif
Why do birds fly?