jokes

i was going to reply with talkative taxi driver too :) then i figured i'd wait around for nic to give the answer.

Here is a Joke that made me laugh *tears and all*, infact it is really quite sad :rolleyes: , but when a lame joke is delivered at just the right moment it is better than a good joke.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elliphino (hellifIno):p

Isn't it great:D

Not really... :) (and I'm taking your mark and thus ruining your accomplishment:))

Ahem, I believe not.

Yeah, ok. Bye Stan.

I have nothing better to do. I am infact quite bored. How's life?

It's good. and, REVIVED!!! :D

also -

Never insult a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.

That way, when you insult him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

You probably heard this one already. I've never heard anyone actually laugh at it.

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "can I get you a beer?" Descartes says "I don't think..." and he disappears.

Hah! I went to an academic program one day a week from 1st grade to 8th, and every year for your last three (four?) years you had to go to this inane logic "workshop" thing. They brought in a grad student from the nearby college and he/she taught the SAME THING every year. I think it was in eighth that a kid raised his hand in the middle of the section on Descartes and told that joke. Matter-of-fact, no intro, no follow-up, that was it. Very nice bewildered expression on the grad-student's face. :lol: