Yes, I would imagine that it probably does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay
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Yes, I would imagine that it probably does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay
To really be a testament to your unique love I would suggest this , part of a popular song. The "Hey hey" you could spell out in red ink, to make it more romantic.
" When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty" (hey hey)
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty" (hey hey)
I'm unsafe
I'm unsafe
I won't repent
So I memorize the words to the porno movies
It's the only thing I want to believe
I memorize the words to the porno movies
This is a new religion to me "
and of course there is always ee cummings may I feel said he, that can serve as an introduction.
may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she
(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she
(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)
may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she
may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she
but it's life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she
(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she
(cccome?said he
ummm said she)
you're divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)
you don't want her to get fat, she's not much of a looker as it is?
if you get any more tender and romantic I shall fall down weeping.
Let me be the first to say that I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF WHAT YOU HAVE SAID.
I think you CARE about her, and you are not unfortunate looking so it is not that you HAVE to do something like this for her.
I believe that you want something truly lovely because you DO care.
you are a beautiful wordsmith. Get off your bottom, stop being lazy and write your own material from that heart of yours.
Why try to get away with what you would not tolerate from your students dear Unnameable. ;)
You wouldn’t be the first woman to melt before my sublime charm.Quote:
Originally Posted by “Rachel”
Good for you – it shows that one more person doesn’t take me seriously when I am not being serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by “Rachel”
Beautifully put – that’s really boosted my self-esteem! I’ll remember it for my next personals column ad – ‘40 year old male, not unfortunate looking’. The ‘phone won’t stop ringing. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by “Rachel”
Seriously, Rachel – I am no better than mediocre when it comes to writing and, as I explained to someone else who asked me for some prose, the world has more than enough mediocrity.Quote:
Originally Posted by “Rachel”
Perhaps interestingly, it’s often from my students that I get such ideas. A few years ago I taught a class of 18 year olds consisting of three boys and ten girls. Two of the guys and most of the girls were very good looking – one girl was half Chinese and half Western and earned three times as much as me as a model. One boy, however, was ‘unfortunate looking’ (in a big way). He was also bright, extremely pleasant and very sensitive. Everyone liked him but none of the girls would get romantically involved with him. We all like to think of ourselves as not being so shallow as to judge by appearances but most people do. Given the choice between the good-looking school moron and the really nice lad I was referring to, all of the girls chose the former. In truth, I’ve had relationships with women who would be classed as gorgeous as well as women who would not. Contrary to what people assume, I am not in real life actually like my persona on here. I did have a fairly long relationship with a university lecturer who was highly intelligent and very much into women’s rights. If I really were like The Unnamable, she would not have even spoken to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by “Rachel”
:wave: ~waves enthusiastically~ :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Unnamable
:blush:If anyone on this earth can make me blush from head to painted toes it is you dear Unnameable. YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL what I meant about your not being unfortunate looking. Sheesh,do I have to say publically then that ...okay well here goes, I happen to know he is beautiful in appearance. I just didn't want your head to swell. And I figured out in my own head what you looked like by the facts you presented on certain posts. Okay I admit I also took those facts and looked up regional DNA traits of the Cymru and then weeded out those I thought were irrelevant.Even Rachel is not entirely devoid of intelligence. any way, that is positively the last time I say anything like that. You are so funny. :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Unnamable
This is an excellent suggestion but the lady I have in mind lost an eye in terrible and bizarre accident involving a pickled onion jar when she was only 15. That’s why I’ve already had to avoid “My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun”. She’s very touchy about it (the incident, not the remaining eye)– Her name is Katie but they always used to call her Kate at school – that’s Katie minus an ‘i’.
Wow! It seems something like "When The Unnamable knew Maritornes!!! :lol: Francisco de Quevedo would be proud of you; you could give her a certain sonnet that begins in this way:
"Si no duerme su cara con Filena,
ni con sus dientes come..."
I her IQ is in a standard deviation to the left side of the mean, she'll never confess that she didn`t understand.
beautiful Anna, poetry in motion, a mind of wealth from all the constellations and the secrets of this earth..I HAVE MISSED YOU. I hope you are well.
When you walk into this cyberspace even the air rejoices and weeps that you have come back to us.
I think dear Unameable that the beautiful elvin lady should have poems about other things as well as intimate love. poems of the beauty of the world around you, of simple things that mean something to the both of you, books, art, people who have inspired you to be the wonderful person each of you sees in the other.
and then someday I would think it will be time to share this nonmortal work of genious with the rest of us.
Why does this sound familiar?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Unnamable