In The Spirit of Dr. Gonzo

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Originally Posted by Basil

I don't get funnier when I drink; other people get funnier when I drink. Also, other people become better-looking when I drink.

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I'm different. Only women get better looking when I drink. But there is always the morning after hangover. I go to bed with a woman who looks like an angel with my beer goggles on and I wake up lying beside the kind of creature who should wear a flea collar.

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Originally Posted by starrwriter

I go to bed with a woman who looks like an angel with my beer goggles on and I wake up lying beside the kind of creature who should wear a flea collar.

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In a photo snapped by an intrepid Lit-Forum paparazzo, we see a drunken Starrwriter as he pursues an unidentified young woman, determined to make her his latest "conquest":

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...rwriter2dl.jpg

"Whassa matter, baby? Why you playin' hard to get all of a sudden?"

Hahaha..........................

nice pics, is it jsut me or does the clown look like Danny Devito?

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Originally Posted by Basil

[Indulging in wish fulfillment fantasy about bestiality.]

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Basil all dolled up for his latest date with a "bleeding hunk of a man." --

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...iter/basil.jpg

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Originally Posted by B-Mental

nice pics, is it just me or does the clown look like Danny Devito?

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Which proves that isn't me. Devito is a midget. I'm 6 feet 2 inches tall.

Hey Basil,

How you doin' cutie???

Pfft!! You call that "dolled up?" I didn't even have time to put the caramel highlights in my beard!

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Originally Posted by Basil

Pfft!! You call that "dolled up?" I didn't even have time to put the caramel highlights in my beard!

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I noticed you didn't have time to get your nails done either.

Basil,
you aren't starring in a road show that comes on right after the flying Elvises are you?