Stan's Dasterdly Ship

-is now in a frenzy- Emeril Lagasse be damned, I say we LET HER IN!!!! For the love of whatever higher pirate authority you answer to, we need coquettes--I mean, women--and food on this voyage!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

yey, yey, yey..... *dancing all around the room*
you'll have the best meals ever... :D

Ahem *throws a deadly choclate orange at robins head*
that is for the coquette remark I take offence.

??? coquette?? *chases him with a frying pan in the hand*

-spears the chocolate orange on a Razor Arrow and pins it to the Crow's Nest, then ascends to the top of the mizzenmast with a Cable Arrow, shouting across the ship-

She's fluttering her eyelashes!! It's an accurate description, I say!! Not my fault!!

Not when a coquette is also a euphimisim for somthing else!!!
ANd dont think you can get away from me that easily...

*runs after him sending vengence smilies http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb049.gif*

OT btw I found you that smilie

:Dhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb043.gif

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

Not when a coquette is also a euphimisim for somthing else!!!
ANd dont think you can get away from me that easily...

*runs after him sending vengence smilies http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb049.gif*

OT btw I found you that smilie

:Dhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb043.gif

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Whoo!! Lady of the Smilies, indeed!!

What euphemism? I always used "coquette" as a synonym for "flirt."

not gonna say however did youlike you smilie??
its not actually shooting the other one:D


http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb043.gif

Haha, I LOVE it!!

Actually, about the euphemism, at this point, it's more like a "What euphemi--...oh."


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am i in mateys??? i have not yet heard word of whether i am worthy for a place on this here ship.

What are your skills, jakobin?

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Originally Posted by jakobin

stan, me lord, me name is jack. used to be jack sparrow, but me lost me sparrow down in these here caribbean islands. now, people call me jack. i be a great asset to your ship, me have many skills including axe wielding, burning (me be a pyromaniac, this be how i lost me sparrow....thought it would fly faster on fire....didn't really work arr...), GSA (grand ship auto), and many more things. also me captain, i can speak the proper inglish if we need a spy in a proper township or village.

i would consider it a great privilage to be onboard Stan's Dasterdly Ship setting sail to the Carribean... (arr...see me perfect inglish!)

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these here are me skills.

also, if ever there a cook be needed when our cook be sick, me is able to cook a mean 2-minute noodles.

Calculate the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow and compare it to that of a roaring wave of flame. Then you're in, pending Stanislaw's approval.

Harr, sorry I'm late skipper, next time drop anchor closer to shore. Thar's a jibful o' sharks in these waters...an it don matter where we's headin long as theres a good wind behin us an pillagin afore... Lets take the fight to the lanlubbers an fill r pockets wit dublouns....Harrr (burp) Right!

Damn!Those pesky sharks are trying to nip at my wings as I take flight...I slept in....sorry everyone...I'm a little late....but aerial travel sure speeds things up..;)


*And Kaltrina, I was hoping to have a wildberry pie, so do your magic!I look forward to dessert.;)