The Orchestra of Insane People
The Orchestra of Insane People
by Wolf Larsen
The cello creates hundreds of dragons!
The sky leaps around the music!
The piano keys create fires across all the planets...
Then the trumpet ****s your mother!
And then a thousand violins play an afternoon masturbation!
The piano keys frolic with a painting...
The bassoon goes for a sunny walk through a nuclear war
Your mother jumps out of the trumpet!
Your father is inside of the clarinet players' vagina...
The flute happily plays the Mayflower sinking with the goddamn puritans aboard!
The trumpet plays their SHOUTS as they drown!
The flute celebrates!
Your father beats up the harp player!
And then all the members of the orchestra go on strike...
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te-R...ks9N6&index=18
The Symphony of Eating Pussy in E Minor
The Symphony of Eating Pussy in E Minor
by Wolf Larsen
I am the greatest space alien Poet
to ever walk this third testicle from the sun!
Even the clouds understand my orgasms!
Even the piano keys understand my thoughts...
Giant vaginas the size of planets talk to me!
Then the end of the poem goes for a walk...
But the beginning of the poem plays the trumpet!
And the middle of the poem is lost out somewhere in the universe...
So should we practice cannibalism on each other some time?
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
The Emperor Nero with His Finger on the Nuclear Button
The Emperor Nero with His Finger on the Nuclear Button
by Wolf Larsen
My Penis is a Viking god!
And my Penis & my right hand create great Viking music together!
And when I stand naked in busy intersections
The passerby all lose their eyeballs!
Santa Claus lowers his pants and bends over before me -
And my Pen-Phallus delivers great Anal Symphonies
Because I am the bubblegum of Shakespeare!
I am the giant fish on surfboards
surfing across the universe!
Because the great fish opera
between her legs
will deliver a very merry christmas
to the Roman Empire!
Everyone of ancient Rome loves Santa Claus!
And I ejaculate the ending of the poem
all over the Renaissance!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I am a Disease called Poetry
I am a Disease called Poetry
by Wolf Larsen
All my poems are diseases!
All my diseases are beautiful!
I shoot rocketships out of my Pen-Phallus
and up into the sky!
And the people fly around in my poems!
and the music is steel mills dancing across the landscape -
The skyscrapers dance with each other -
And all the angels & devils of heaven & hell dance together
to my poetry!
Because I am the Greek God of the South Side of Chicago
with my rhythmical spermatozoa!
And no one can tell me what reality is,
because I am the Poet god of the South Side of the universe!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
I turn surrealistic poetry into comedy here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h223aLtwfa4
Wolf Larsen is the Son of a god called Satan!
Wolf Larsen is the Son of a god called Satan!
by Wolf Larsen
When your wives hear my poems
they throw their clothes off!
Wolf's Pen-Phallus creates intergalactic music
with all your wives!
Wolf's Pen-Phallus creates yellow & green & red art
with all your wives!
All your wives beg for Wolf Larsen's poetry!
My warm poetry between their legs
when they return home to you
will blossom into the mighty statues of Michelangelo!
and it is an honor
to have Wolf's love child
blossoming in the wombs of all your wives & daughters!
Worship me!
I am the Poet!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FzNpto-jnU
Wolf Larsen has had 500 Women!
Wolf Larsen has had 500 Women!
by Wolf Larsen
The delicious universe of my bed
beckons to all your wives & daughters!
Wolf Larsen is grapes & strawberries & bananas in your wives' mouths!
I am a bisexual sculpture of joy!
I am a canvas of warm blue & yellow cum on a sunny afternoon!
Give me your sheep!
Give me your grandmothers!
I am Chopin creating jazz with mushroom clouds!
I am Picasso creating the universe with paintbrushes!
I am a mighty Penis
100 stories tall!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Tomorrow is Delicious Now!
Tomorrow is Delicious Now!
by Wolf Larsen
Michael Jackson dancing with the mushroom clouds
is my Savoir!
I kiss the music!
Michael Jackson conducting the Subway-Train-Symphony-Orchestra
And Andre Breton skateboarding through your head
is the place that 10,000 pink flamingos want to be!
Especially with tomorrow opening its legs to me!
Like a house cat - Meow Meow - demanding to be eaten!
Shall I eat your wife's pussy now?
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen Stands On Top of Mount Everest
Wolf Larsen Stands On Top of Mount Everest and
Recites the Bop of the Boiiiing of the Skippy Peanut Butter!
a poem by Wolf Larsen the Purple King of Celestial Sex Goddesses is Beautiful!
I am the immense blue sky!
I am the universe!
Because I am the Poet!
I build poems with magical-flying-spermatozoa!
I fly my poems to all the space aliens!
My poetry is a sacrilegious religion!
My poems are whorehouses filled with "Virgin" Marys!
I pee on god!
I ejaculate the universe out of My Testicles!
My First Great Orgasm was the big bang
that created everything!
Poetry was born when I Wolf Larsen was conceived!
My poems are solar systems!
My poetry is a constant orgy!
All the words in all the space alien languages know My Greatness!!
BECAUSE I AM THE POET!
EVERYTHING IS ME!
ME IS EVERYTHING!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
ALL yoUr bEllYbuTTons aRe tAlKing tO mE!!!!
ALL yoUr bEllYbuTTons aRe tAlKing tO mE!!!!
by Wolf Larsen
I pull out my Pen-phallus
and I ejaculate classical music at the moon!
I tear myself in half
and the two halves of myself dance with each other!
I recite my poetry to ALL the rats & cockroaches
cRawLiNg arOund inside my mind -
the two halves of myself dancing
with all the rats & cockroaches in the subway -
as all the politicians on flying dildos
fly around me and SCREAM their political speeches!
And then a homeless Jesus Christ
pulls down his pants there on the subway platform and
He ****s the Italian Renaissance all over the place!
I sing 2,000 years of Jesus laughing on the cross
to all the train passengers
who all take their clothes off
and dance to Jewish holocaust SCREAMS!
Good morning!
I'm the Poet inside your testicles!
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmjZoEhs9uk
A Planet You Visited in Your Dreams...
A Planet You Visited in Your Dreams...
by Wolf Larsen
The fish swim through the song
and into my head -
causing tens of thousands of skyscrapers to jump out of my penis -
and then millions of space aliens jump out of all the skyscrapers -
and the space aliens land in the songs -
that the fish swim into...
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
Strawberry, Jazz Saxophone, Orgy!
Strawberry, Jazz Saxophone, Orgy!
by Wolf Larsen
The Amazon River jumps over the universe -
and around the Chicago River -
and into this poem!
While the saxophone plays this phrase of poetry
jumping over the Chicago skyline -
and around New York City -
before it lands in your brains!
The people then fly into your brains -
and your brains & my brains drool down the insane asylum walls together,,,
And then the poem tiptoes off into the darkness...
Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
