(replying to "Pierre" who posted like a page before)
I'm going to try not to be vicious and criticizing here. Okay. The whole point of The Da Vinci Code is to be thrilling. Obviously, you want to be thrilled. Okay. Fine. Just don't slam War & Peace just 'coz it's not thrilling. I mean, I can understand that it's kinda fun to slam a book that everybody else (or a lot of people) calls "the greatest novel in the world" (And So On), but maybe from one standpoint, it actually is a really good book. Just like, from another standpoint, The Da Vinci Code is.
The characters are supposed to be realistic examples of humanity. Not likeable, realistic.
Just don't deliberately get people all mad because it's fun.
Not that it isn't fun.
But it's sufficient to say that you're not into that kind of narrative rather than just outright saying that it's crap, and then going "and look at me, I'm a this-that-the-other-literature (with 1 t, by the way) major, so obviously I'm right." Spare me the credential bragging. Seriously. Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean [they] deserve to conquer the universe.
(End Of Rant.)