Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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06-03-2010, 07:28 AM
Paulclem

What about Florida Keys? (I know - it's at sea)

A Lady from near Florida Keys
Was very easy to please...
06-03-2010, 08:46 AM
Scheherazade

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Godzilla rhymes with Florida...

OK, here's one:

Once there was a lady from Florida
She could even take down Godzilla
All the local lads called him hon'
Each hoping he would be the one
But she just grinned, winked and said "See ya!"

It is official; I have been studying too much this week.
06-03-2010, 09:16 AM
Paulclem

I can't rhyme with Miami or Florida, so I've picked Homestead - province of Miami - instead. (Well that's one rhyme I can use).

A Lady who lived in Homestead
Liked to make her own bread.
Then one hot summer's day
The police blew her away
'Cos she turned to make greenbacks instead.

Has this become the limerick thread now?
06-03-2010, 03:04 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

Has this become the limerick thread now?

Yep, limericks are fine - they've always appealed to me as blokes' poetry.

Just nobody start with that haiku rubbish, or I'll have Parker get his nephew Big Jim to throw them out! Worse than sonnets.
06-03-2010, 04:30 PM
prendrelemick

what about an ode to a limerick?:thumbsup:
06-03-2010, 04:37 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

what about an ode to a limerick?:thumbsup:

:lol:

As long as it's not an elegy to an ode for a limerick done as a sonnet, I think we could go with it.
06-03-2010, 07:59 PM
jocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scheherazade

OK, here's one:

Once there was a lady from Florida
She could even take down Godzilla
All the local lads called him hon'
Each hoping he would be the one
But she just grinned, winked and said "See ya!"

It is official; I have been studying too much this week.

Innovation is the life blood of literature and it seems like a six lined limerick is the new mode. Congratulations Schez ! :)

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Hmm, what rhymes with Florida?

Torrid-er
horrid-er

Chlymidia. I will just get me coat then. :)
06-03-2010, 08:12 PM
Scheherazade

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Originally Posted by jocky

Innovation is the life blood of literature and it seems like a six lined limerick is the new mode. Congratulations Schez ! :)

Don't know what you are talking about, Jocky. What six lined limerick?

:p
06-04-2010, 12:08 AM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by jocky

Chlymidia. I will just get me coat then. :)

It's chlamydia, but still gets 10/10.

:smilielol5:

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Don't know what you are talking about, Jocky. What six lined limerick?

Now, that's class.

(I saw it too)

:D
06-04-2010, 01:36 AM
soundofmusic

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Take away the tatoos, the micro-kilt, the open to the navel blouse and the sexy pose, and she reminds me of a girl who worked on the till at the local Co-op. Its that Rock chick thing that makes all the difference:drool5:

Do you mean stalking?

If you take away the tatoos, the micro-kilt, open to the navel blouse and sexy pose; add liver spots, dark circles around the eyes, gravity and girdle obesity you have me:lol:
It's only stalking if you forget the flowers, champagne and candy;)

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

:lol:

Great poems by the way.

Thank you, How is your wife dealing with the women and men knocking on the door at all hours to make an appointment with the doctor of love?

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Hmm, what rhymes with Florida?

Torrid-er
horrid-er

If you are from liverpool or new york, they do indeed rhyme with florida:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

florid-er

No that's rubbish.

I see, that they don't rhyme in other parts of England, thankfully:lol:

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Godzilla rhymes with Florida...

We shall have to consult with Jocky, the rhyme is right; but does it follow the rhythm?

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

:lol:
Heck, you could include me in that!

Ah, no Atheist, you have only that timely maddness like Hamlet: to drink or not to drink, that is the question...

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Thank you, thank you...I guess I should do a poem:
There was an old lady from....:idea::nonod:

Gosh, I didn't realize that there were so many old lady poems....

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

What about Florida Keys? (I know - it's at sea)
A Lady from near Florida Keys
Was very easy to please...

Only problem, Paul, is if you find a lady in the florida keys that is easy to please; it may not be a lady:yikes:
[QUOTE=Scheherazade;905048]OK, here's one:

Once there was a lady from Florida
She could even take down Godzilla
All the local lads called him hon'
Each hoping he would be the one
But she just grinned, winked and said "See ya!"

.[/QUOTE}
Brilliant, what do you say fellows; she wins hands down...
And no one but Scher could rhyme anything with Godzilla:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

I can't rhyme with Miami or Florida, so I've picked Homestead - province of Miami - instead. (Well that's one rhyme I can use).

A Lady who lived in Homestead
Liked to make her own bread.
Then one hot summer's day
The police blew her away
'Cos she turned to make greenbacks instead.

Another solid entry for the poetry contest...
Now you all have to stop telling my deep dark secrets in these poems:lol:

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Yep, limericks are fine - they've always appealed to me as blokes' poetry.

Just nobody start with that haiku rubbish, or I'll have Parker get his nephew Big Jim to throw them out! Worse than sonnets.

I think Big Jims still in jail for lude and lacivious conduct; the ladies at the tupperware party were disappointed that no stripping cop came; so big jim did the honors...

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

what about an ode to a limerick?:thumbsup:

We could do a dedication thread; How 'bout it Scher; ready for another dedication thread:nopity:

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Originally Posted by jocky

Innovation is the life blood of literature and it seems like a six lined limerick is the new mode. Congratulations Schez ! :)

Chlymidia. I will just get me coat then. :)

Oh gosh, Chlymidia, what a perfect rhyme:
There was a bloke with Chlymidia,
who couldn't stand the humidia,
he ran from his wife; who was carrying a knife...

ah well, I always peter out on the last line....:iamwithstupid:
06-04-2010, 02:15 AM
prendrelemick

Like Godzilla, but horrid-er, torrid-er and florid-er.
06-04-2010, 05:29 PM
Paulclem

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Like Godzilla, but horrid-er, torrid-er and florid-er.

You'll have to come in again Mick - no-one can follow that.
06-04-2010, 10:06 PM
soundofmusic

Now listen my friends and you shall hear....Parker, bring me a double anything

Gents, I am about to tell you the story of my life:

There was an old lady named Gail,
Who told the most amazing tales;
Gents would ask to come in,
Again and Again,
And 8 minutes later they'd bail:nopity::svengo:

Applause:hurray:
06-04-2010, 10:22 PM
Paulclem

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Now listen my friends and you shall hear....Parker, bring me a double anything

Gents, I am about to tell you the story of my life:

There was an old lady named Gail,
Who told the most amazing tales;
Gents would ask to come in,
Again and Again,
And 8 minutes later they'd bail:nopity::svengo:

Applause:hurray:

Superb
06-05-2010, 01:04 AM
prendrelemick

Enough Poetry! I mean they have sites for that kind of thing don't they?
Back to fantasy women, I often find myself wondering what Sounds looks like.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...k/picart-2.jpg
Floridian women sprinkle cuttings of their own hair onto the graves of their husbands who were killed in battle. The graves are also decorated with conches that served as the drinking cups for the deceased warriors as well as their bows and quivers

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...idians1685.jpg
Floridian Man and Woman