They feel drugs are to die for
Why do people constantly opine on things that are none of their bleeping business?
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They feel drugs are to die for
Why do people constantly opine on things that are none of their bleeping business?
Because if they didn't, they'd all be talking about things they knew about, which would be the end of civilisation as we know it, Jim.
If little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, why do they smother it all with cheap perfume when they get older?
Because society tells them that cheapness is where the cash-heart lies
If boys are so aggressive why do we have females hitting men also?
So that those who are dim enough to think that violence can work have a way of warming themselves, since they burned their underwear years ago. See also gravity.
Why did the Romans cover themselves in armour, then wear open-toed sandas?
Because they want to invert the Achilles philosophy
Why do people believe in polygamy?
No idea - if parrots want more than one partner, that's up to them. Mind you, there's always the risk of psitticosis.
What gives red squirrels the idea that they are better than grey ones?
Because they were on holiday when the Berlin wall came down.
Why do we spend our lives working?
Because if we didn't work we would spend time enjoying ourselves and the 11th commandment says "Thou shalt not enjoyeth thy selfeth.... evereth."
If bigger is better than why do we like gadgets so small, we lose them every two seconds?
Because egos never come in small sizes
Was Lady GaGa really calling Alejandro in her "Alejandro" video?
Who knows........!
Why did she wear a telephone on her head?
So she can have a phone with her for whenever Beyonce calls her... unfortunately those aren't allowed in jail.
Why is it that doing is said do-ing, but boing is said boyng and not bo-ing.... or doyng?
To prevent any native English speakers feeling really comfortable with the illogicality of it all.
Will I pull through from this rough cough I got ploughing, because I've had enough?
Yes, it's all in your head anyway
Why do they sterilize needle for lethal injection executions?
There's nothing more embarrassing than a corpse with a nasty infection - you might catch something, and try putting that on an insurance claim form.
If a man speaks in a forest, and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Yes... He could be speaking to a female tree. (hahahaha)
Are aliens real?