his tendency to write death threats in blank verse on the backs of cocktail napkins, while also...
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his tendency to write death threats in blank verse on the backs of cocktail napkins, while also...
humming the tune to "I Dream of Genie"... and all the while, he...
...keeps eyeing the leftover onion rings on the plate of the nearby Hell's Angel who has momentarily left his plate un-guarded in order to go compliment the chef; suddenly...
...keeps eyeing the leftover onion rings on the plate of the nearby Hell's Angel who has momentarily left his plate un-guarded in order to go compliment the chef; suddenly a badger jumps into the scene and cofuses all the participants. Where from........
he gets up, goes outside to the costume shop next door, buys a costume, changes into it, comes back into the restaurant, and to everyone's surprise, the costume is a badger costume!! Why in the name of all that's wonderful did he....
start picking his nose like that, in front of everybody? I swear, some people do not have the common sense that would be expected from a ....
cockroach foreclosing the local orphanage in order to set up a...
one of those dodgy bank accounts, the kind that you would set up if you were a spy or something. This leads me to believe that...
cochroaches have big nostrils. How else is he going to get that thing up there? I suddenly realized that my obscure train of thought has somehow...
led to something incredibly fun, like that...
carnival around the corner. Only my fear of clowns has caused me to..........
run to the local bar and down a double of anything they had left, since I was still shaking in my boots, the ones I bought when I went to.....
...a dumpsite and rolled myself in the dirt 'til I found those pair of boots. You can just imagine how putrid I must've smelled and the worst part is when the worm crawled up my pant leg! Sheesh! Maybe someone could...
roll me in some clover, or at least a tangy bread crumb topping. For you see, I have come to the realization that....
chocolate is the only thing worth eating. I don't know who would prefer to rather have...