Oculus Malus: The Evil Eye, said to confer warts, bad luck or uncontrollable flatulence upon the victim. I may have made that last one up.
Phallus Cranium:
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Oculus Malus: The Evil Eye, said to confer warts, bad luck or uncontrollable flatulence upon the victim. I may have made that last one up.
Phallus Cranium:
Phallus Cranium: One of the reasons why pig Latin is no longer taught in schools.
Flatulence:
Flatulence: What flatlanders bring to the hill/mountain folk.
Flatlander:
Flatlander: Not nearly as cool as Highlander. He has a sword and lives forever.
Decapitate:
Decapitate: To correct another's manners by removing his hat for him.
Sweetheart
Sweetheart: Term of endearment used when one's spouse is really angry, thus: "Did you take out the trash, Sweetheart?!!"
Spouse:
Spouse: Something I've managed to avoid this long, and will probably avoid from here on out.
Scratching post:
Scratching post: 1) When one has cats it is your furniture and anything else found appropriate by said cats; also true for bears.
Nature:
Nature: that ineluctable force which every spring, makes us start looking for a scratching post.
Chew toy:
Pork rinds, if one is happy. One's nearest and dearest, when things aren't going well.
Dearest.
Dearest: Sometimes prefaced with the appellation Mommie, in which case it refers to one o' them psycho mothers who butchers her children with a steak knife in the name of love. In former British commonwealth countries, dearest can also mean most expensive. Also, when a man has behaved seriously badly or wants the forbidden kind of sex, he is wont to refer to his better half as "My dearest..."
Capacious:
Capacious: Suddenly compelled to do something for reasons you cannot explain. Probably the reason for the expression "Seemed like a good idea at the time."
Seriously:
Seriously, Pendragon, that's the strangest definition of capacious I ever did hear.
Commodious:
Commodious: Roomy enough to even contain mistakes made when spell-check alters a word into another, which is what happened above.
Foreboding:
Foreboding: A pervasive sense of imminent doom, as when a feminist opens her mouth and you know a tirade of scolding, rebuke and moral instruction is about to be hurled at you like a jet of flame from a dragon's jaw--at which point the dragon seems preferable. At least it's over quickly.
Termagant: