Because no one agreed to do this.
Why did people think that the earth was flat?
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Because no one agreed to do this.
Why did people think that the earth was flat?
Because they knew about tectonic plates, and plates are flat.
What did Pythagoras think he was going to achieve?
A cool name nerds can party with
Why do bacteria photosynthesize?
Boredom.
Is there any truth in the rumour that Francis Bacon was Jewish?
Yes no wonder Antonio thought he was Shylock
Do energonic reactions really use ATP?
No, they just keep it safe so that it can be released later.
What is hotter than the sun?
Hell
Why do we think we know it all?
Because if we didn't, this would be one boring thread!!!!
If God had meant us to be vegetarians, why did He make animals out of meat?
Because as we all innately desire sin then killing others would be a less tragic and we would all be glum as potatoes
Why are there mountain goats?
Because there are mountains.
Where do they breed haggises, or are they wild?
haggises are wild because they are just so wild a sport
What are the functions of wisdom teeth?
To convince thick people who feel that they have had a wasted life that eventually they have been imbued with some wisdom, albeit vicarious. Also, an excuse for pain being enjoyable.
If flying is so safe, why do those guys selling Life Insurance at airports do such a roaring trade?
Because life is insured by them. Don't pay you can't stay
Why are trees green then change colour?
A combination of carotinids and peer pressure.
What is the point of the duck-billed platypus?
To tease ducks that flat bills ain't a monopoly
Why are drug addicts addicted?