suddenly bounces out of the ring. But would you consider it funny if it fell on you instead? Hah hah! Try looking for a thing that wraps....
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suddenly bounces out of the ring. But would you consider it funny if it fell on you instead? Hah hah! Try looking for a thing that wraps....
meat around tortillas. Or tofu if you're vegetarian. I have never seen such an amazing...
timpani drums! Isn't it odd that they . . .
timpani drums! Isn't it odd that they(vegitarians) can be so picky about food. Why don't they just round up all the animals and.......
and banish them for all eternity! All the ones we eat for meat, anyways. Do you know...
what one plus one plus 5 equals? If you didn't know, YOU would have to be banished forever and there would be no use crying about it either because....
because you'd be banished to far away places with strange sounding names that are actually not that bad to be banished to because....
they have free coffee there. Today when I went to the mall I saw a....
they have free coffee there. Today when I went to the mall I saw mall rats. The mall should definitely call the exterminator because one of those rascals looked menacing to..........
to be shopping at Old Navy. Such a menance must naturally be confined to those dubious joke gift shops that one can find semi-naughty gifts at. The sort of thing one might buy for a bachelor party, but for the life of me I can't figure out what....
we could do with those rats; maybe stew them now that the other edible animals are going to be banished....oh yeah, those naughty gifts...I can't figure out where they are made, can you? North Pole is definitely out. So next Christmas don't ask Santa for such a thing as a ......
toad pole.
Now, where did I put my husband's...
Now, where did I put my husband's retainer? I know he's a little old to wear one; but to tell you the truth his overbite is not a pretty sight to look at. Why did I marry this............
otherwise perfectly charming man with such an alarming overbite? Oh, yeah. NOW I remember. It was because of his perfectly charming...
nose ring. That being said, there were many things that were downright disturbing such as....