Would You??

hell yeah! the thing is..shhh... the superpowers stop within the threshold of Hollywood! yay. so, all I gotta do is feed Jackie Chan's evil twin a bit of earl grey tea and life is good. and he's ready for some tea, seriously, the super power life has dragged him down/ poor ol' jackie chan's evil twin. so, in pure "perhaps" I offer him a cuppa, meanwhile he kung fu's the **** outta me.


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Would you sit still for three hours while your Grandmother told you stories of her youth?

I would sit still for three years while my grandmother told me stories of her youth!

Would you hide to avoid someone you know?

Depends on that someone. A few months ago, I was in The Gap, I looked out the window and right there was my ex boyfriend who I had broken up with, I ducked. Hilarious cause my friend kept talking to me and it looked like she was talking to air.:lol:

Would you die for your best friend?

yes

would you eat a stick of butter?

ugh. for what purpose? just to say you have? ok

yeah! consider me stick butter connaisseur.

would you eat FROG LEGS?

Been there, done that. Quite good actually.

Would you eat Rocky Mountain Oysters?? A.K.A Bull Testis

only if I didn't know or if I was really hungry

Would you pee on the side of the road if you really had to go?

Wow, Been there done that too!! I really, really had to go.

Would you umm, do the doo-doo on the side of the road?

I think I'd go in my pants first.

would you wet your pants for $100

not necessarily, and yet, if there was a nice log, and a little privacy and some stone to umm.. scrape away any trace of me sure! otherwise, I prefer my home. :) I think campers would appreciate that. :eek:

would you, dig inside the compost pile of twenty hippies for your contact?

:lol:
probably not. :eek:

same Q

you'd never find a contact in a compost pile

would you use the same pillow for 30 years?

NO! NONONONONONONONO!! BIG GERMAPHOBE HERE! Grossss....I wash my sheets every other week. Gross.

Would you ever eat the nuts they have out in bars?

no, I think of all of those fingers not being washed after the restroom

same Q

yeah! liquor kills all bugs.


would you seperate the past from the future?