Because gas doesn't work well under water.
Why are all goldfish called Bob?
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Because gas doesn't work well under water.
Why are all goldfish called Bob?
Because ancient legend has it that a man named Bob did the dilly dance and brought forth powers of the bowl so in memory of this great feat we name the bowl dwellers Bob
Why is Fox Mulder from the X Files named Fix?
Because he suffres frmo dylsexia.
Why do Americans call jelly jello, and we call jelly jam?
Because they think of J-LO and the ones who call it Jam like to Jam
Why is the sky so blue?
Because if it were green it'd make the water a revolting colour, and if it were pink, the sunsets'd be really boring.
Do they grow malt on Malta?
Malta is the name of the fruit in Bangla so they call it that because of it but then they added malt for globalization.
Can chlorophylls speak?
Yeah, but only when they're green with envy.
If diamonds are merely an ancient and more compressed form of coal,why are women not impressed when you give them a lump of anthracite?
Because it doesn't cut good into flesh like diamonds do
If you were Hemingway what would be your 2010 book title?
Cojones! It is only Coal. That is the way it is.
Who would monopolise the conversation between Hemingway and Shakespeare, and why?
Big Brother would nor else George Orwell would make him dance in a tutu
If Shakespeare was Juliet what he say to his Romeo, who would his Romeo be?
"Watch it, mush. Keep yer sticky mitts to yer *****ing self!"
Who would be better at snooker, Dame Barbara Cartland or Louis Armstrong, and why?
Armstrong as he's got the the sleepy vocals and can seduce the little balls the games are played with
Would Lady GaGa go gaga over James Joyce?
I suppose she would remain Gaga, after all it is her name
Where do we get corn liquor from?
From a cereal packet.
Where does the moon go during the day?
To a striptease bar downtown to bet on Sun's pole dances
Why does Atlas carry the earth?