walks into museums, singing 1940's showtunes at the top of his lungs. Some people don't have the common sense to understand that....
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walks into museums, singing 1940's showtunes at the top of his lungs. Some people don't have the common sense to understand that....
showtunes are only appropriate singing material for two days of the year, and only from 3:47am to 8:29 pm the day after that! At least he . . . .
whoops, sorry, zanna got ahead of me. I'll post later.
used to pull a giant moose out of his hat. I used to wonder how that large creature actually fit in there, but apparently...
(I love old musicals myself and nobody can beat Fred and Ginger for elegance, eh?) :D
it has to do with smoke and mirrors. (who knew?) Speaking of fantastic magicians . . .
have you heard of the one who pulled pudding out of her hat instead of a rabbit? What an uproar that caused and if you believe that yarn, then I have a bridge in Brooklyn that I could sell you, so what do you say to....
coming and visiting me? I could show you...
how to sell ice to eskimos and then we could head to Spain and meet that friendly bull...
who wanted to show us a book no one has ever seen, read, or heard of before called...
who wanted to show us a book no one has ever seen, read, or heard of before called "An Expose On Captain Stan Before Pirating." I'd rather directly hear it from..........
his first mate who was lost at sea, but rumor has it that he was washed up on some tiny island in the Caribbean if we could only find him...
we could change the world! He figured out how to...
walk and chew gum at the same time, which most people know is very challenging. Then of course that raises the ethical question of....
whether subjecting passersby to your gum chewing is considerate or not. I mean, who wants to watch a cow . . .
Jump in a trampoline? I mean, that would be sooooo ridiculous if it.....