Smoke: Air pollution.
Humungous:
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Smoke: Air pollution.
Humungous:
Humungous: Thanks, YesNo, I wasn't sure you'd noticed. Oh, oh, I see. Sorry. Start again... Humungous: That which is way, way bigger than a breadbox.
Gravity Waves: (heads up, lads, this one tests whether you read other than the funny papers)
Gravity Waves: 1) Higgs boson on steroids (not literally) 2) What surfers at Mavericks discover 3) What gravy looks like when the gravy boat is shaken
Gravy:
1/. The most delicious part of the roast. 2/. The adjective used to describe a large, meticulously squared hole.
Computer
Computer: 1) Invention of the Devil for the subjugation of idle minds, offering many ways to waste time or the vice of one's choice 2) Powerful home device that allows me to be in contact with friends the world over such as the fine gentlemen and ladies who are reading this at the moment
Facebook:
Facebook: I must disagree with you, Pendragon, computers are groovy--Facebook is the invention of the devil. Oh goodness me, let me count the ways I hate Facebook. Tis the prime virtual residence and occupation of <insert obscene metaphor for certain kinds of people> the world over, who annoy you with photos you never wanted to see and stories and quips they think are hilarious but are more akin to bovine effluvia. Tis also the home of more forms of intrusive advertising and spying and trading on your surreptitiously gathered personal data than one could wiggle a zucchini at. I bleedin' hate the buggers.
Auto-eroticism:
Auto-eroticism: What an artificially intelligent computer uses to turn itself on.
Idle:
Idle: One of the Pythons, responsible for most of their songs, such as the Money song, I'm a Lumberjack (and I'm OK), the Universe song, etc. Undoubtedly the most active of the troupe, certainly in recent years, having written and produced numerous musicals and shows, including Spam-a-lot.
Spam:
Spam: A food of suspicious origin.
bovine effluvia:
What comes out of a cow after a night on the town, drinking Bullshots and human tipping.
Tired
Tired: What you are after another night of whatever you do to amuse yourself. For example, my eyes are still tired from reading up to four books a day and writing reviews.
Amuse:
Amuse: Wasting time in a pleasant manner.
Sick and Tired (sometimes pronounced "sick and tarred". I've even heard "sick and turd".)
Sick and tarred...of living in a world full of wankers.
Drawl:
Drawl: Adopting an accent like John Wayne's. This was most out of place in The Greatest Story Ever Told. Wayne is the Centurion at the cross of Christ and famously drawls "Truly this man was the son of Gawd!"
Out of place:
Out of Place: What the stuff cluttering my desk looks like at the moment.
Human Tipping: