deplore him to stop chasing cats, because...
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deplore him to stop chasing cats, because...
the neighbours had been complaining. Not that i care but.....
...had someone mustered the nerve to summon the police, I should have been in a bit of a fat one were they to catch sight of my...
illegally grown organic tomato plants. You see I'd bred a giant tomato plant that was peculiar because....
it knew how to play the piano forte. Not very well, but people still heard it.......
heard it might be a false note because when aliens..........
when aliens turn into piano thieves they switch around the keys. They really give a bad name to........
...shrubbers and those who aspire to be shrubbers. While shrubbery may not be everyone's idea of interesting, some people seem to feel that....
it is the center of their world. They have even joined.......
...enough earthworms end-to-end to wrap around the equator four and a half times! And if you act right now, we'll include a free set of Ginsu ...
...they cut through anything.
Today I feel great because...:)
my wildest dreams have come true! One of them being...........
my wildest dreams have come true!
One of them being hung upside down on a tree while someone tosses grapes into my mouth. But I digress....
losing my concentration and I... :P
need to take my medicine to fix that. But I have run out and must.....