Egomania: Acting like Donald Trump
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Egomania: Acting like Donald Trump
Twit:
Twit: A round object given to you by someone who has asked you for so long to do something and are tired of hearing you say, “I’ll do it, honey, when I get a round twit.”
Abomination:
Abomination: That last joke, YesNo. Don't ever make a bad pun like that without my permission. Or you know what happens.
Painful:
Painful: If it is me suffering, the smallest pinprick. For others, broken limbs are "Just a scratch. Walk it off, champ, walk it off"
Pinprick:
Pinprick: Not at all well endowed.
Talent
A satisfying bit of repartee, Calidore. Well played.
Talent: Being that which no one who's ever starred on a reality TV show has.
Self-promotion:
Self-promotion: To "give yourself airs" or "to be uppity" Example: Donald Trump
Trump:
Trump: A politician, my wife tells me, who has less than a chance in hell of becoming president, but a better chance than I do.
Chance:
Chance: Originally glazed calico tiles, initially specifically those imported from India, printed in designs featuring flowers and other patterns in different colors, typically on a light plain background. Wait. Sorry, that's chintz. Chance: What a snowball doesn't have in hell, and what I don't have with even one Victoria's Secret model.
Covet:
Covet: Strong desire, such as Cheddar has for a Victoria's Secrets model...
Secrets:
Secrets: A great album by legendary guitarist Allan Holdsworth, who I know none of you listen to because none of you is as cool as me. Also, what that Victoria's Secrets models have between their legs. Let's hope it's what we think it is.
Surprise:
Surprise: Finding out the pretty girl you have been watching all night is actually a cross-dressing guy. Crocodile Dundee comes to mind.
Pretty:
Pretty: What some models are, and yet a surprising number of them really are not, they're just exceptionally tall and long-limbed and have a dramatic sort of look. Also, the thing I live for: prettiness, and beauty. That and pistachio nuts.
Symmetry:
Symmetry: That fearful thing that tigers have according to William Blake...
Fearful:
Fearful: An emotion that overcomes a person while watching the stock market circle the toilet anticipating at any moment that final, swift, explosive burst down the pipes of hell.
Cool: