because they can't break the back, the show must go on.
why are award shows so damn long?
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because they can't break the back, the show must go on.
why are award shows so damn long?
In order to give exposure to people that otherwise most of us would never have heard of.
Why is custard yellow?
Because it is not burnt.
Why cannot a fish live outside water?
Because they feel naked.
Why us the sun so hot?
Some one left the lights on
Why do we have catfish and dogfish but not peoplefish?
Because that would make us in to cannibals, and thus no better than fish.
Why is reality TV called so, when the one thing that isn't is real?
Because "Untalented, beautiful people given a script and maufactured drama" isn't as catchy.
Why is the grass always greener on the otherside?
Refraction, reflection and a warped imagination.
What is the point of the vuvuzela?
The nearest thing to a point is the end you blow in
Why do English football commentators all sound brain-dead or in Mick McCarthy's case like a bored zombie?
Largely because they ARE brain dead. I actually heard on not that long ago say "If that had gone n the net it would have been a goal". Even I, a Welsh Rugby fan, know that!
Exactly how hot is "piping" hot?
As hot as the late Gordon Duncan's bagpipe music.
Why did Shakespeare write in quotes?
Plagiarism.
If evolution is true, why do I wear glasses, but our cat doesn't?
Because cool cats don't wear specs and besides evolution's bunkum.
If I go to night classes will I be able to see in the dark?
Only if the classes happen to be in the cultivation of carrots.
Why do schools teach French when the only reason for going there is a holiday or for cheap booze?
You gotta at least know the words to order said cheep booze...
Why do people think meaningless triva shows education?