Noxious: Foul smelling and foul tasting from aroma de poo to things like corn smut which I thought was inedible until I watched some Chef shows. I stand by my opinion.
Corn Smut:
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Noxious: Foul smelling and foul tasting from aroma de poo to things like corn smut which I thought was inedible until I watched some Chef shows. I stand by my opinion.
Corn Smut:
Corn Smut: Vegetarian porn. All natural, gluten-free.
Gluten-free:
Gluten-free: Food originally designed for the few poor people whom nature has rendered intolerant to certain staple substances, but now an ill-understood food-craze for the easily lead. For example, the following recent conversation with an elderly relative:
Loka: How about this restaurant? Shall we eat there?
Aged R: Oh no. Their food is nice, but I think it's very gluten-y.
Loka: Really? ...And what exactly is gluten?
Aged R: Well, I don't really know. But I think there's a lot of it in their food.
Loka: And that's a bad thing, is it?
Aged R: Oh yes. Or, at least, I think so.
Loka: So... you have no idea what it is or what it does to you, but you don't want to eat there on the grounds that you think there's a lot of it in that restaurant's food?
Aged R: Yes.
In other words, our species is doomed.
Credibility:
Credibility: A quality as rare as hen's teeth among those who pretend to lead this world or are trying to gain public office at any level
Quality:
Quality: something long since banished from the realm, in all arenas, from manufactured goods to art and music and literature to the food we eat. Quality, it seems, is a hindrance to more important values like fame and fortune. Ooh, listen to me preach.
Values:
Values: Ewes who pursue and imbue clues through shampoos and mousse; eschew fondue and spew hithertos in the valley.
Fondue:
Fondue: I'm not even going to try and equal that, tailor. Fondue's a bunch of warm cheese you poke at with bread skewered on little plastic thingies.
Thingy:
Thingy: That which to your embarrassment you cannot remember the name of-- such as when you go into an auto parts store or a hardware shop and have to say "You know the thingy that goes..."
Embarrassment:
Embarrassment: The process of dropping one's trousers.
Moon:
Moon:
1) Keith
2) One of the names of the only natural "moon" (at this time) somewhat locked in an infinitesimally-increasing orbit, and largest celestial body in the sky (when its period coincides with good viewing conditions) of Sol 3 (or Earth) other than its star (Sol)
3) What cows obsess over (hence moooooooo-n) and jump over on occasion (when the hey diddle-diddles)
4) Used as a calender of sorts by various flora and fauna visually and/or tidally (reference gravity)
5) Ersatz Cold War goal of "conquest" in the 20th century (Sol 3) that never lived up to its hype
6) A full Moon is often used as an excuse for mayhem and/or fantasy
Gravity:
Gravity: A delusion which prevents humans from the ability to fly, in which if one could reach a state in seeing completely through the delison all things would be possible.
Big Bang Theory:
Big Bang Theory: 1)The theory that everything started from a random explosion that is still spreading out. The question is who lit the fuse? 2) The theory that rock and roll causes big bangs like the Beetles wore
Rock and Roll:
Rock and Roll: Rock a solid, hard object varying in size and shape naturally formed, roll what happens to said rock when thrown down a hill.
Destiny:
Destiny: Des tiny stuff like itsy-bitsy spiders
Spiders:
Spider: Abominations made entirely of hair, fangs and legs. Proof-positive that we live in a cruel universe.
Egomania: