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If you were smart, would you be spending your time trying to get something over to a recalcitrant teenager? Possibly not, but you certainly couldn't do it effectively without being dedicated, and probably a touch altruistic. And mad. Some teachers are incredibly smart, some are on the mediocre side of mediocrity!
Assuming that you don't live in France, or aren't French, when was the last time that you spoke French?
Pourquoi?
Why do people think the French are all snobs?
Any nation that can produce the 2CV, Camembert, Edith Piaff, Mireille Mathieu, Gauloises cigarettes and eats frogs legs and snails could hardly be accused to snobbery?
Of course, the question is.....why would anybody want to eat a snail?
Because they may be slow witted.
Why would anyone want to eat an elephant?
There's just enough for even the largest family, and everybody gets a leg. Mind you, it's a heck of a job pulling the wish-bone.
If animals are smart enough to hibernate, why don't humans?
Oh that's an easy question... Because humans are dumb.
Are animals smarter than humans?
only those that sleep on one leg are smarter
why do we wear tight jeans despite that they cut off our blood circulation?
Because they are fun to put on, when lying on a bed.
Why does the sun shine?
To make the world less dull...
Why do parrots talk?
They talk because it's natural to them, we just mimick them
when we eat our words, do we season them first?
Yes, we season them with a little bit of crow...
When you wish upon a star, do you burn the bottoms of your feet?
Yes, and the rest of your body too...
Why is the Earth not flat?
Because then the journey's won't end in lover's meeting.
Why do people fall in love?
Because it feels good - even after many years!
Why do people break up?
Car wrecks, falling, assaults, etc.
Why does "Break a leg" mean "good luck" in theater circles?