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05-25-2010, 01:57 AM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Actually its a thousand years of inbreeding - Lucky they came together late in in life, their offspring would've been a sight to behold.

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

Whoa! What a horrible thought.

The power of the mutant Royal genes is shown nicely by both of Charlie's boys - even though their mother was truly beautiful, they still have that inbred look about them now they've reached physical maturity. I think they have the Papadopoulous (or whatever his bloody name was) receding hairline as well, poor saps.

I'm seeing the Windsor/Shand cross coming out like one of the extras in Deliverance.
05-25-2010, 10:53 AM
dizzydoll

Enjoy your day All

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x...thetruth-1.gif

Dont think too much now!

Be. :coolgleamA:
05-25-2010, 11:56 AM
soundofmusic

Quote:

Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Actually its a thousand years of inbreeding - Lucky they came together late in in life, their offspring would've been a sight to behold.

I wanted to say that Camilla was attractive as a girl...I made the mistake of looking up old pics.

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

Whoa! What a horrible thought.

The power of the mutant Royal genes is shown nicely by both of Charlie's boys - even though their mother was truly beautiful, they still have that inbred look about them now they've reached physical maturity. I think they have the Papadopoulous (or whatever his bloody name was) receding hairline as well, poor saps.

I'm seeing the Windsor/Shand cross coming out like one of the extras in Deliverance.

I was disppointed in Dianas boys. There are some great beauties in both Elizabeths and Phillips lines; Charlie just took after the muts. I never realized how much Dianas relatives look like her old lover; I had thought, for the longest time, that Harry should have his DNA checked. Mom always said, though, once you sleep with a mutt, it comes out in every litter...:smilielol5:

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Originally Posted by dizzydoll

Enjoy your day All

Dont think too much now!

Be. :coolgleamA:

Nowadays, Dizzy, it's opposite for me; it's those young fellows thinking about how to get the old cougar to part with her purse:cold:
05-25-2010, 01:31 PM
Taliesin

A conjecture thought to be sound
Was that every circle was round
In a paper of Erdős
written in Kurdish
A counterexample is found!

I got my copy of "Proofs from THE BOOK" today. Feel generally happy about it.
05-25-2010, 06:31 PM
jocky

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Do you think you could send either some of that green medicine or Mrs Jocky my way...the dishes have stopped washing themselves at night.

I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently. :(
05-25-2010, 06:41 PM
dizzydoll

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundofmusic

I was disppointed in Dianas boys. There are some great beauties in both Elizabeths and Phillips lines; Charlie just took after the muts. I never realized how much Dianas relatives look like her old lover; I had thought, for the longest time, that Harry should have his DNA checked. Mom always said, though, once you sleep with a mutt, it comes out in every litter...:smilielol5:

Nowadays, Dizzy, it's opposite for me; it's those young fellows thinking about how to get the old cougar to part with her purse:cold:

Okay doll, I have decided to trust you among all others who can teach me about real History... tell me how you see it, on the ground... not hearsay, YOU alone. I have decided your view is more valid than most.... because you have a sense of humor which is more impotant than anything on earth. Smile a While.

I have been drinking doll.... excuse me, but at least I am on the Blokes Thread rather than the Ladies Thread. Chin up, have another noggie.
05-25-2010, 07:07 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by jocky

I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently. :(

:lol:

Burn the books, leave copies of BBC's Poldark lying next to the DVD player, and hire a voluptuous au pair.

Works quicker than a dose of castor oil.
05-25-2010, 07:28 PM
Paulclem

:biggrin5:

What about trying some romance Jocky. Bunch of flowers, botte of wine, soothing music - and I wouldn't get stuck into the old spirits that night at least. Could work wonders.
05-25-2010, 08:15 PM
jocky

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

:biggrin5:

What about trying some romance Jocky. Bunch of flowers, botte of wine, soothing music - and I wouldn't get stuck into the old spirits that night at least. Could work wonders.

Paul, that goes against every grain of my upbringing. Atheist's suggestion of Poldark videos sounds much more appealing. I will, however give it a go...... I tried but it did not work and besides, flowers are always an admission of guilt but I do take your point. I do not mean to annoy anyone but it seems to be au naturale :)
05-25-2010, 09:53 PM
soundofmusic

Quote:

Originally Posted by jocky

I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently. :(

God, man, throw out that green medicine or find the anecdote right away!:cold:

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Originally Posted by dizzydoll

Okay doll, I have decided to trust you among all others who can teach me about real History... tell me how you see it, on the ground... not hearsay, YOU alone. I have decided your view is more valid than most.... because you have a sense of humor which is more impotant than anything on earth. Smile a While.

I have been drinking doll.... excuse me, but at least I am on the Blokes Thread rather than the Ladies Thread. Chin up, have another noggie.

I always found the Blokes page very congenial; of course, I don't know if the ladies will let me into their discussion.
I don't know if I'd take my advice; it's never worked for anyone I've known:lol:
Pour a long one for me and go visit my new thread, "Advice for the lovelorn...
Guys you're invited; I think it'll be a blast...all in good fun...

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

:lol:

Burn the books, leave copies of BBC's Poldark lying next to the DVD player, and hire a voluptuous au pair.

Works quicker than a dose of castor oil.

I don't know, Atheist, another woman in the house while Mrs Jocky is on the rampage may not be a good thing...I wouldn't be surprised if the two don't join forces..women, the scurge of the devil:reddevil:

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

:biggrin5:

What about trying some romance Jocky. Bunch of flowers, botte of wine, soothing music - and I wouldn't get stuck into the old spirits that night at least. Could work wonders.

Paul, Paul, he's our man; if he can't do it....:hurray::hurray:

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Originally Posted by jocky

Paul, that goes against every grain of my upbringing. Atheist's suggestion of Poldark videos sounds much more appealing. I will, however give it a go...... I tried but it did not work and besides, flowers are always an admission of guilt but I do take your point. I do not mean to annoy anyone but it seems to be au naturale :)

I just realized, you're right, I never had flowers in my hand for more than 10 minutes when I started wondering what the old man had done...I think it was always because they had that "Too pleased" look...:nod:
05-26-2010, 02:29 AM
prendrelemick

Quote:

Originally Posted by jocky

I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently. :(

Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.
05-26-2010, 02:52 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.

:lol:

Get some exercise in now!
05-26-2010, 04:39 PM
jocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.

I have actually been through this experience when Mrs Jocky was on the H.R.T. Athiest is right you better get yourself fit. After six weeks of unrelenting sordid sexual activity I lost so much weight I actually went up with the window blind. Oh, horror, horror, horror. :)
05-26-2010, 04:44 PM
Paulclem

Quote:

Originally Posted by jocky

Paul, that goes against every grain of my upbringing. Atheist's suggestion of Poldark videos sounds much more appealing. I will, however give it a go...... I tried but it did not work and besides, flowers are always an admission of guilt but I do take your point. I do not mean to annoy anyone but it seems to be au naturale :)

Just for the read of your post :biggrin5:

Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.

I recommend some stretching - perhaps some yoga - some high energy drinks and a couple of those new bladeless fans that don't take off your hands - just in case of topplings...:biggrin5:
05-26-2010, 05:12 PM
The Atheist

I'm not sure you guys are keeping our end up, so to speak.

Weeks of sexual gymnastics are the kind of things virile blokes like us take in our strides, and take the greatest of pleasure from!

You should all get divorced and marry younger women.