too many fleas — they are huge on delinquent married couples
do bees call each other honey? and what do they call their ex's?
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too many fleas — they are huge on delinquent married couples
do bees call each other honey? and what do they call their ex's?
certainly and they tell their ex's to Buzz Off
Why do people fish and call it sport?
Because they haven't got the imagination to find a more legitimate reason for sitting either on a river-bank or in a boat and drinking beer.
Who decided that we needed a 93rd repeat of I Love Lucy?
because there was still one person awake during the 92nd repeat
why does everything taste like chicken?
It doesn't, people just think folks eat more chicken than anything else, so they use it as an acid test
Why do we see color?
Because we have a jaundiced eye.
Why do we take photographs?
To compensate for the fact that our colour vision is rubbish, unless you work in Sepia, when the theory falls down a bit. Also, cows can only see in black and white, which is why you never see a Fresian with a camera.
If we are what we eat, why do so many people like nuts?
they ate enough pig guts to admit they're nuts
what airline flies to cloud 9?
British Airways were going to, but the cabin staff objected, so they only went as far as 8.
How long would it take a fly wearing boxing gloves to swim through a 2lb jar of treacle?
It depends on whether or not he removes the gloves... Here's Your Sign!
How many tires on a tricycle?
That depends entirely upon whether there is a tyre on each wheel whether the rider has a "spare tyre" or not, and whether, if you use the American spelling, he is tiring or tired.
Why do those clergymen who object to women being ordained still wear long flowing robes, silk gloves and rhinestone rings?
Because they are in the midst of transitioning to a female.
Why don't we grow hair on our palms?
Because "palms" are trees, and plants do not grow hair...
Why do people in England and in the USA drive on opposite sides of the road?
To provide a certain amount of sport when one of us visits the other's country.
Why, oh why did somebody invent the till in supermarkets that beeps every time you kit a key or scan an item?
just for advertisment my friend!
why is there so many universities in the world and still you have to get good grades to get in them?