An afternoon of trail-running the prairie
Nice pix expressionism, and everybody else too.
Last month I was running on a forest service road behind Mount Scott in southern Oklahoma when I met this lil’ feller:
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He said he wasn’t going to step aside for anybody, especially some dude in gym shorts with a cell phone, so I sneaked off to the side, got behind a rock, and let him saunter on by.
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El Sancho goes to the Olympic Peninsula
This was a splendid day last month in the Pacific Northwest.
Towards Mount Eleanor more-or-less from the lower trailhead
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Lake Cushman from Mount Eleanor
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Mount Washington from Mount Eleanor
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Towards Mount Rose from Mount Eleanor (they were sisters, you know)
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Yes, well, so anyway, there I was…it was a gorgeous day in October and I’m out for a hike in the Olympic National Forest/Park. There’s a sign-in log and map at the lower trailhead – pretty much standard for a Forest Service Trail. They’ll also usually have any pertinent safety information, such as forest fire prevalence, and in this case – wild animal threats. They had a bunch of pictures of mountain goats tacked up at the trailhead with a warning notice that the goats, while normally placid and unaggressive, had lately been attacking hikers, causing much distress and hiker intestinal spillage on the trail – so, be forewarned.
Off I go, and what a great day it was in the Northwest. They don’t have too many sun-shiny days like that in the fall up there, so lots of folks were out hiking, and while I like solitude in nature, I also like chatting it up with my fellow hikers – come what may. Mount Eleanor isn’t exactly a nature-hike, it’s relatively steep, but none-the-less it’s a walk-up. It’s only 5 or 6 thousand feet in elevation. So I get to the top and there are already a few people up there and they’re all looking off towards Mount Rose, to the West.
I’m not shy. I said, “What’re yous looking at?”
A guy hands me his binos and says, “Look in the clearing down there, a freaking huge grizz snorting around.”
Sure enough. I’ve gotta tell ya, I get a jolt of energy whenever I see a wild animal out there, a survivor, a king of his tiny wild-space. What a rush.
So I’m pumped, I’m floating all the way back down the trail, grinning from ear to ear. I’m almost back to my car when I meet a couple of hikers heading up. She’s a nice-looking lady – 60ish – and he’s clearly her husband. She’s dressed to the nines in her Abercrombie and Finch hiking apparel and I’m starting to feel conscientious about my hiking gear: a pair of Army boots (I don’t know, they just fit me well), some BDU trousers (woodland camo army pants) that I’d cleverly modified into shorts years ago by cutting off the legs just below the cargo pockets with my pocket knife, a T-shirt with a picture of Shemp Howard and the inscription Legalize Shemp, a threadbare fleece jacket (also compliments of Uncle Sam), and a boonie hat.
I’m still working on my nature high and I say, “What a great day for a hike, eh?”
The woman comes at me with this: “Have you been to the top?”
I said, “Well, yeah. It ain’t too bad. It‘ll take you a couple of hours.”
She said, “Did you see any mountain goats?”
I said, “No, I didn’t get to see any. I think there’s too many people up there. They probably scared ‘em all away.”
She said, “Well good.”
It was then that I realized she probably doesn’t travel too far from her Seattle penthouse apartment often.
She said, “Well, what should we do if we see one?”
I said, “I donno, just try to look like a badass, I guess.”
Her husband broke in, “Sweetheart, I know just what to do.”
I said, “Yeah, he knows what to do. Don’t worry about it. It’s a great day. Have fun.”
She said, “Well, okay, but you swear, you didn’t see any mountain goats up there, right?”
I said, “Right.”
And so, we parted ways. I went down the trail, towards my car, and they went up the trail, towards the…
And then, over my shoulder, I said, “You know what, though? There is a big ole grizzly bear up there.”
I never really knew what was meant by the expression, eyes bugged out, until that moment. She said, “What’re we supposed to do when we see the bear?”
I said, “Ah, you know, sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you.”
The husband was bent over, grabbing his knees, squirting tears, and shaking with laughter.
I, meanwhile, headed on down the trail.
Ain’t I a stinkah?