the PAM has shaved thier head to better the reception of the steel plate in their head. (Sorry for the nongender pronouns but I don't know your gender)
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the PAM has shaved thier head to better the reception of the steel plate in their head. (Sorry for the nongender pronouns but I don't know your gender)
My gender is female, and don't worry, I often hope that I have the gender right in this forum, too.... most people are good about it, lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
The PAM tried to hem their jeans using a sewing machine, but in leaning forward for too long, sewed their hair in with the jeans!! Oh NO!! :lol:
The PAM fills bowls with dead flies, peanut shells, and coffee grounds and calls it "potpourri".
The PAM fills bowls with dead flies, peanut shells, and coffee grounds and calls it a meal.
PAM neglects to mention she wrote the book entitled Dead flies, peanut shells, coffee grounds and you: a user's guide to the best things in life. .
The PAM, She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Named, seems to have escaped her crypt again!
PS. Thanks, Paws, but my French, which I took in high-scool is horrible. I have to use a translator and then straighten out verbs. I'm Southern American, and backwoods as they come! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/shy.gif
Since PAM describes himself as "backwoods" I will hazard a guess that he has a huge broken TV set in the livingroom, with a smaller working one sitting atop it.
(Yes, I stole that from Jeff Foxworthy) ;)
(and Pen, YOU let me out of the crypt, don't deny it! :p )
the PAM eats paste flavored with hot sauce.
PAM's favorite morning drink is coffee spiked with rum, hold the coffee. :lol: (sorry, just read the love, hate, dislike thread)
The PAM has a collection of "I'm with Stupid" teeshirts and all the arrows point upwards. ;) OOoh, feel the burn, Riesa! :lol:
:lol: PAM cannot make it through one dinner without having a milk-out-of-the-nose-snort laughing moment.
PAM wonders why, when at the Opera, people glare at her. **She blows a bubble that has Bart Simpson envious** :lol:
PAM hangs out with elephants, and as Pen has forcasted; is willing to be squashed for the cause! The great cause of keeping elephants entertained! :lol:
The PAM wears macaroni jewelery - exclusively.
I have it on good authority PAM has a soccer ball for a best friend. The ball's name is Wilson.
(Castaway is on TV...)