If you are to have a midlife crisis please do not have it at my expense. I'm too young. I can't afford to purchase a car. Maybe the next time you.........
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If you are to have a midlife crisis please do not have it at my expense. I'm too young. I can't afford to purchase a car. Maybe the next time you.........
...are going to be able to purchase a Porsche IF and only IF you do what Donald Trump wants you to do: clean your room, do the laundry, fix the garage, do the accounting papers at the same time polishing Ivanna Trump's nails while doing her Christmas shopping list ALL in an hour. Then maybe, someone will...
Give you a million dollars, like on that show . . .
After which you go out and buy . . .
...the words eccentric, spontaneous, beautiful, intelligent and smart so I could have them copyrighted for my solitary use only. Add in the word selfish, for that matter. I'm too greedy. :p Does anyone...
Know my sexuality? loool
How the hell...
am I going to get takeout Chinese food with only two dollars and a roll of twine?
Once there was a...
emu from Kalamazoo who knew how to brew.
The most interesting aspect of snorkeling is . . .
...is performing it while dining in a five-star restaurant.
From a recent weather forecast: "A foot for sure could wind up being..."
From a recent weather forecast: "A foot for sure could wind up being the death of mankind," the weather man says, "back to you Bob, for sports..."
...fight from the NFL. Footballers have decided it's the best time for a fight to ensue giving each other some at bat throws and forcing the referee to hand out the red card. Wait - did I just say "red card"? Oh well. At least....
i still have my health. Too bad i lost my.....
kidney and lungs. You, on the other hand,...
don't remember what you've lost, so you don't miss it. (The old "I might be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet" syndrome.)
Speaking of which, what I am supposed to do with...
this pencil?
I was thinking, do you.....
know how to draw? What I need now is a really good picture of . . .