Meanwhile, Xion recovers and sneaks up on the king from behind and slices through his airtight mask with ease, (sorry ReflectionOfSky but I'm borrowing your character) Axel then stuffs sushi in his mouth and does what he said he did.
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Meanwhile, Xion recovers and sneaks up on the king from behind and slices through his airtight mask with ease, (sorry ReflectionOfSky but I'm borrowing your character) Axel then stuffs sushi in his mouth and does what he said he did.
But, he had no face there. The armor was empty. The King had fled somehow.
Axel's flaming chakram's appear in his hands and he gives the king a brutal kick to his head.
If you read the post above, you would have noticed that the King had teleported. He was long away from there. A spell was cast in his leaving. No one can teleport from the dead lands. Run for your lives, the monsters are hungry!
Xion, swearing in her anger, decides to go to light speed. She went from galaxy to galaxy in search of the king and finally found her target.
He was never in the fight in the first place. He teleported from inside the castle. you were fighting a magic puppet.
Stop answering before I write my next answer! It's so annoying...
Xion made an Oops.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by kingoflombards
"Man her light beam ability is so annoying" thought Axel, slicing the puppet's magical strings in half. Then he jumped through his teleportation doorway and appeared above the King's reinforcements. Then he turned into his demon form and sat on them.
Then wyrms dug up from underneath him and pulled his limbs down to the earth for the monsters to eat him. Far away, the King curses you for the sushi; the first dish got the real King.
Xion deciding that she never liked Axel anyway leaves him to rot. But she would come back to him later but not after she chops the king to bloody ribbons and she goes off to do what was on her mind.
The King had healed himself with magic and was suiting up for battle, with his magic preventing any more allergy attacks. He Flies to where Xion is. Ganon is now in the fight.
Xion not liking Ganon makes a banner saying, "I don't like you....."
After attaching it to a plane, she turned to face her approaching enemy and started entering in combat with the King.:argue:
Axel remains seated while munching on giant lizards/wyrms.
The King IS Gannon. Reverting to his true form, he raises a sword and chops at Xion.
Xion engaged with the battle completely weaving in and out of the king's reach and wounding him slightly each time, knowing that he will die of blood loss soon enough.
Sooner or latter would be a while considering how tall Ganon(The King) is! He yanks out his spear and duel wields to smite Xion.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DX Ganon
Too bad for the King, he underestimates Xion's skills and she wards off all of his attacks and then, she accidentally trips on a rock...:brickwall <Xion bangs her head against the ground while thinking, "I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot..." over and over again.
And is intercepted by a Axel's chakrams which fell through a plot hole.
But so did Axel and Xion. They are trapped in a plot hole with nothing but muffins for survival!
Xion became really annoyed with the plot hole and decided to eat muffins...She likes muffins. :nod:
The King(using Gannon's image for power) shrunk back down to a shadow and sat with Axel and Zion. You can't stay mad when muffins are involved!
Muffins!!! Xion, Axel, and the King have a party and they randomly dance and eat muffins!:banana::thumbs_up:goof::):banana::banana: :banana::banana:
Xion then thinks that they should have more people and food at their party, so she goes off to get more people and food. When she comes back, everyone in KingdomHearts is with her and they all have a different type of food in their hands...Now, it's a REAL party...:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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Until they realize that this story was a plot hole to begin with and the party prison broke. Now the monsters join in!:D(I like to stir it up!)
Party!!! Random music, coming from nowhere in particular filled the plot hole and the people in the plot hole could only hear their favorite music. For example; if some random monster's favorite music was Mozart, he'd hear Mozart, but another person wouldn't hear Mozart, they'd hear their favorite music. While this was all happening, a disco ball appeared and colorful lights filled the plot hole magically. :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
Suddenly Rick Riordan sues for ripping his ideas off. :D
Xion invites him to the party and all is forgiven, PARTY!!!:banana::nod::angel:
Until Lars Ulrich catches the Muses playing HIS music. Lawsuit time! (What's up with lawers on this page?!?!?)
Xion stuffs a muffin in his face and he goes off, happily eating his muffin. Why am I always the one solving the law suits?
Because, ITSA TRAP!!!!!!! The muffin was bait for Keriagan! (http://aandk.legendaryfrog.com/movies_akbr_w.php) She's only a guest for this post, by the way!!
Xion gives Kerigan a wii, xbox360, DS, and a ps3 and she goes off, as happy as ever. WHY IS EVERYONE RUINING MY PARTY??? :mad:You should sit back and enjoy...not try to ruin it. Suddenly Ark beats up the king with a chinese finger trap then traps him with it, for no good reason. (Ark is also from legendaryfrog.com)
I know. I love Legendaryfrog!
Fooled!!!!!!1
'Yeah baby, now we're talking. Gimme a high five!'
'The fool thinks I am trapped in his lava orb.'
'And I am hiding somweher in my invisibility cloak! Hahahah'
While Artemis and Harry laugh their as*** off.. lemme tell you what happened.
(To sum it all up in short, the king and xion were being used in a masterplan when the fools though I was trapped in the restroom without any clothes.) Here's the plan:-
While King entertained himself with presumed hanging ARtemis, Harry was doing the most important task. he was summoning the warlocks to do the time travel. The warlocks were collecting energy from farts from times immemorial. Why from farts, you may ask? Just to add a non-veg angle? No, it's part of the masterplan.
Energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
Must have heard of it. People fart, they do it all day and they release quite a lot of their body energy. Now, imagine the warlocks stealing energy from nuclear plant. Noticeable, don't you think? But no one'd care for the energy from farts. When people fart, that energy is just lost somewhere, not destroyed.
(Obviously, they have cotton plugged inside their nose!)
So, firstly they time travelled to a few days before full moon. Artemis was replaced by the dummy artemis.
Yeah, king, that artemis hanging is a clone!!!!!!! :P :P
Now, we travel to our times-2009. The lava orb is teleported to the troll city. While King and Xion fight, the trolls are getting destroyed.
Liked the plan, huh? muhahahahah :brow:
The King read the post and jumped out of the plot hole immediately to pursue Artemis and Harry. However, he wonders how warlocks could time travel to a measurement as precise as days.
Internet, baby! Behind everything there's internet. The warlocks met other warlocks on the warlock.magic site chat room and shared thier secrets to set their time travel to a greater precision.
Also, if you havent forgotten, the king's trapped in his lava orb. :p
But the King can walk through it remember?
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Originally Posted by kingoflombards
As the King arrives to the laughing duo, he draws his sword and chooses a more solid form. Battle time! Levicorpus! Levicorpus!
'Chill Dude!' Artemis says.
'Aguamenti!' Harry shouts and a jet of water streams out of Harry's wand sending the king fizzing mad.
Artemis laughs at his little pun. :lol:
The King turned so red that you could fry an egg on his head and then charges for the duo swinging his sword in a way that suggested that he wanted them to be a quintet.:D
ARtemis wraps the camfoil around him and Harry the invisibilty cloak. The king becomes unnerved by the invisible powers. :p
*would have written a few more witty comments but feeling too sleepy for that* :p