toni died by unknown means with an unknown killer, i don't think it was the real silent x you killed my king.
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toni died by unknown means with an unknown killer, i don't think it was the real silent x you killed my king.
That Unknown Assassin traveled to Japan and saw the Warrior maiden resting under the cherry blossoms (aaah.. the ninja and the warrior) And for a while they thought themselves friends..Until the warrior knew that the silent x is a ninja and they fought a fierce battle with those amazing action scenes you could only see in the Asian action films... But skilled as the ninja was, the katana was just vicious on the warrior's hands.. goodbye, my ninja.. see you in the after death .. :D
The Warrior Maiden, stern though she was, could not resist the charms of the Kung Fu Monk. Learning that, as with the Jedi, romance was forbidden to him, she threw herself on her sword in grief.
Battling Bowman Bites the Big one!
The battling bowman has bought the farmhouse...and now currently pushing up daisies...cut down in his prime. :(
It is reported that Robin died today in an archery related accident. Apparently the odds are against shooting oneself in the posterior, but the dashing Robin was always one to beat the odds....in one way or another.
The lovely Kathy made the mistake of relaying the news of Robin's death to a Corellian, who upon hearing the word "odds" promptly blasted her to smithereenies. Who shot first remains a subject of contention.
Everything burns, while everyone screams. No one in their panic tries to save Robin whose house has caught fire and who is trying to battle with it. But sadly, he fails to save himself from this fire who is famous for its rage. :(
May his soul rest in peace!
an earthquake came and the earth was in half by a minute
everybody was trying to save them selves and nobody listened to the scream of Pensive.after the earthquake some of the people that were still alive found a hand sticking out of the ground but there was no body!
Farnoosh The Night of Death
She thought herself in a place no one could find,
But now Jack Sparrow has a wondrous set of charts,
If it’s out there anywhere man ever had in mind,
Can be found, if it’s what you desire in your heart…
Sparrow set sail headed for The Fountain of Youth,
Ah, but the luck was never with our friend Cap’n Jack—
Asleep at the tiller, snoring most uncouth—
He found himself in this mysterious place wondering how to get back!
Farnoosh, The Night of Death, chanced upon him there,
But Ol’ Jack has been to the locker one time before;
It’s just about impossible to take such a man unaware,
Because you may be sure he’s in no hurry to get back to that door!
The swordfight was fierce, but at the end of the day,
Farnoosh lay dead and Jack was sailing his boat away…
Pendragon
© 6/25/07
Pendragon decided to write a masterpiece. He lit one white candle and sat up on a hill. Finding his pen had rolled into a deep, dark hole, he stuck out him head and *bam!* a nondescribed lizard (Aproximately 12 feet tall, very scaly) bit his head off!
Bakiryu died when the eyeliner he was using took on a life of it's own and jammed itself into his jugular.
(Hey!!! I haven't wornth eyeliner in months!)
Shalot died when she decided to escape a family curse on a speedboat but unfortunatedly ran out of gas and drifted with the sea-current into oblivion!
bakiryu and the tome of lost souls,
bakiryu, after partially pumping the gas out of shalot's boat, sneaked away into the dead of night to where his sleeping spot was, that night, he had a terrifyingly beautiful dream of the tome of lost souls, whoever looked into the tome would find the answer to life, the way to control it, the way to take it, the way to give it, the way to stop its ending. he saw the spot where the tome lay and the path to the tome, he vowed in his sleep to find the tome and use it to become a powerful, but benevolent, ruler. the next day he selected a group of individuals to acompany him to the tome of lost souls, these he planned to later betray and use the tome to kill them all. he started off.
they came to a crossroad and saw a person cloaked from head to toe in complete black. the person even had a thick veil over the eyes so no one could see in or out of it. since the man was blind, bakiryu decicided to show his benevolence and allow the man, for the deepness of his voice could only belong to that of a man, to travel with him and his company.
to bakiryu's surprise, the man knew where the tome was, but since he couldn't read it, he had no use of it and no one had asked of it's location, thus it was his own secret. upon reacxhing the cave where the tome was located, bakiryu killed his company (except the blind man of course). he entered the cave adn saw the tome lying upon a stone pedestal. he slowly opened the tome to see what knowledge he could learn from it. he could see a stream of intelligence come out of the tome and enter into his eyes, then he couldn't move. out of fear he struggled to pull free his dagger, only to find it made out of paper.
"the tome of lost souls cannot be read and accepted by just one sense, on emust feel it, breathe it, taste, and smell it. no man that has ever gazed upon the cover of this book has ever left ot tell the tale of it." pulling off his hood, he revealed eyes that had been sewn shut, he took out a knife and slit the threads, without opening his eyes, he felt the pages, the river of knowledge engulfed his body, seeping into every pore and finally dissipating. the man opened his eyes and stared into bakiryu's flat paper eyes, "i am now the guardian of the tome, it shall be my curse and blessing, i can give you life." seeing a strand of something float by, bakiryu tried to touch it, it felt soft and warm, "but seeing how easily you killed you companions, i know you will never treat people in a benevolent way, goodbye bakiryu, i shall guide your soul to either teh highest reaches of paradise or the lowest reaches of hell, whichever way the tome leads." and raising his arms, the man created an arc and stepped through it, not apearing on the other side but wherever the tome of lost souls wanted, where ever it was, its guardian, the silent x, would follow, for the time. but x knew that he would eventually cast the tome into a place where not even he (with his powers greater than anything, spiritual or otherwise, [excluding the highest god/God]) could go, and move on to his own devices, for good or for evil, the silent x is unstoppable, unkillable, and more importantly, undetectable.
(*giggles* this made me laught so hard)
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ara-hideki.jpg
Found in the Sunday Paper Opbituries: Mysterious, dark assasin found dead a few miles from the pub.
"It seems that after a few draqughts of ale, a local menber of the community, residing in front of his computer began to fancy himself an unkillable warrior. Anxious (and very, very, very drunk) To show his samurai-ninja-warrior moves, Mr. X gathered a group of local pub-goers. Sadly, during this demonstration A previously thought dissapeared Kunoichi, Known only as 'Ryu threw in stealthy cunning, a banana peel. In which the said gentleman slipped and silently died."
"His last words were "Hey, who are all these ninjas?""
Gothic Horror
A white-faced lad dressed like an ancient Goth,
Stepped into the night out of a Clockwork Globe.
Darkly lined eyes and a red slash of mouth both
Seemed to cry “Vampire!” before you saw the jet robe.
An old cemetery outside of Chicago, headed West,
The Goth spotted a girl all dressed up in white.
The moon was full and high, vision at its very best,
She talked to him softly in the pale moonlight.
How could all of the things that the Goth held true,
Have prepared him for the experience he now witnessed:
For “Resurrection Mary” vanished without a single clue—
Not gone this time: she had a body to possess…
For the one called Bakiryu, there may have come an end:
But a woman’s spirit in a boy’s body is horror just began…
Pendragon
© 6/26/07
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../hotchicxD.jpg
Bakiryu, take everything with a grain of salt… I am a grand one for making a complete fool of myself…
So intent was he on writing the perfect poem, Pendragon forgot to eat, and died of starvation.
Weepingforloman slowly winded the tape,
next to a half-dead Pendragon they watched it again
While suddenly a figure stepped out of the shadows, they stared mouth agape
The figure advanced and whispered a spell
Weepingforloman fell it take
Dissolving into a pool of tears that he could not quell
He died softly, drowning himself
Bakiryu suffered a seizure from too many brightly colored cartoon imports from Japan.
Loman died suddenly after being crushed by angry japanese fangirls who saw his comment about their beautiful manga!
i am not a ninja! how dare you insult me, and i don't drink i work in a bar and i don't like the people that go there so i will never drink! and i also have an extreme prejudice against anime-lovers and the comic books called manga! (not really but for all intents and purposesof this stroy i do[my little bro is a naruto freak, has all the limted edition stuf with manga, it's quite annoying sometimes])
though i do agree with seizure thing
just for that bakiryu you shall feel the might of my insert really cool-sounding weapon here button.
bakiryu in total shock falls back from his computer lands on a previously placed random anime/gothic object and stares at intently as the object pokes through his heart, then watches fascinted as the object gets a Essex emblazoned upon it
(note:the story was supposed to sound like a complete idiot wrote it, it's not the fact that i want to get revenge on bakiryu for killing me so shamefully and am currently having a creativity block)
the essex
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...nt-x/essex.jpg
(Bakiryu might die of laughter this time!)
A previously thought dead assasin known just as X has been found dead. Again, Shortly after coming back to life X went to the litnet where he read an offending post by an unknown Kunoichi calling him a NINJA. X flew into a rage until his brain exploded leaving this mark on the walls http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...an-RedLogo.jpg
This person IDENTIFIED AS AN As the unknown KUNOICHI was seen leaving his house: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...outhinkiam.jpg
Chuck Norris. 'Nuff said.
Eh? Weepingforloman died after another Litnet menber throtled him for being confusing.
It was a joke. The CIA's humor branch executes Bakiryu on the spot.
But Bakiryu still in possesion of Kunoichi skill transforms into: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...outhinkiam.jpg
and destroys the world and everyone in it! moving to another dimension!
Bakiryu with his possessed body now able to travel interdimensionly, accidentally stumbles upon the dimension where Moby Dave, the ancient dragon has his hoard. The Dragon Laird was not in a good mood at the unexpected company and incinerated the possessed Bakiryu.http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/dragfire.gif Ashes to ashes, dust to dust…
Warning: Dragon on the Loose.
Victims: 1.
As seen on the New York Times "After a dragon escaped from the local zoo and crashed into his house, Pendragon hasn't been seen. He's presumed dead. If anyone has any news, please call 999 999 999."
Suddenly, and inexplicably, a new black hole is formed, localized and limited to Bakiryu's computer desk. There were no survivors.
Seen on all national channel
Warning: Flood
"Started by a tremendous explosion of unexplained weeping.
All litnet menbers present at point of origin are now dead"
'Ryu passed on from this vale of tears when she/he was mysteriously wrapped in tinfoil and roasted at 475 degrees until crispy yet tender. Suspects are looking for a six foot one inch gender bender singer known only as "Marilyn" as the prime suspect...:alien:
bakiryu tried to take on all of litnet members but failed horribly, in return, litnet banned him from their and all literature sights, the libraries even banned him. with out new books pourig in, ryu ate food to subside the pain, he ate until he exploded
The Silent X was stepped on by an irate 40 foot tall Kat in the Hat who felt inexplicably neglected....;)
(I could never eat that much! I weight 98 at 5"7!!!)
Kat was toppled by the weight of her hat and died from lack of oxygen, X tried to help but the Evil Hat got him too!
the evil hat then turned on ryu who was laughing histerically, giving away her poisition. the hat shed it's outer skin to reveal a large versin of X suddenly, the 98 pound ryu found out that millions of the 156 pound men that were X and a giant will crush anyone to death
The giants were all efficiently dispatched by an stealthy fan-wielding ninja and the hat was send to a hat-shop for repair as the ninja decided to take a short break and maybe get some new fans!
(whispered ryu, let's team up i'm getting tired of fighting on this side, let me be on yours)
yeah, bakiryu got hit by something in the repair shop and it knocked him into the sun or whatever
(That's not very brilliant Mr.X *laughts*)
*Oh well, let's see* Bakiryu using his incredible powers of persuasion convinced a mob of samurais to fight x, we don't know where he is but he MAY be dead.
silent x kept on writing a story about a virus and one fateful day, he didn't realize that he was the virus himself
whoops.. too bad, silent x is my friend , so the samurai (myself) turned its back on Bakiryu and slashed her instead.
just kidding, Baki, you are my friend too:p
are you kidding, i want the virus, it doesn't kill you.
nad i take a large slash at toni who dodges it cause i told i was going to do it and we get into an epic battle that goes on for centuries then we give up pat each others back adn go our seperate ways until toni dies of old age
When the assassin is old and grey he decided to retire and just play with his grandchildren when one day his Baby grandchild poked something in silent x' mouth that turned out to be a marble and our assassin ended up choking to his death.